Posted on 04/26/2012 12:10:09 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
Sex for up to six hours? My wife would never allow that, unless she were dead.
Then again, she wouldn't be my wife anymore ('till death do us part and all that), so would we be committing adultery?
It gives a whole new meaning to the old expression, "Have sex with you? I'd rather die first."
It’s called the “One More Time Before She Starts to Get Stiff” rule. And, of course she won’t fight back.
Now that Egypt has been handed over to Islamic fundie nutjob rule, will we still be sending them $1.5 billion each year in foreign aid?
Strap-on?
Perhaps a little payback?
The Christian Science Monitor isn’t buying it....
“Egypt ‘necrophilia law’? Hooey, utter hooey.
‘Necrophilia law’? Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet, kids. At least until there’s like, you know, some proof.”
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Backchannels/2012/0426/Egypt-necrophilia-law-Hooey-utter-hooey
“Doesnt Viagra wear off after 4 hours or less?”
No it can last longer... but then you have to call the doctor.
I have hope. We eliminated smallpox, we can eliminate islam.
Give political asylum to women and their children leaving Islamic nations AND their Islamic faith behind. If they’re ready to wipe their a$$ with the Koran, then bring me your wretched masses yearning to breathe free.
Let the muzzie wife-stoning honor killing clitoris sawing bastards they leave behind poke their pin di©ks into dead goats.
bttt
“It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14”
That should delight the so called “freedom to marry” advocates.
further sustaining the belief that duct tape & WD40 can fix most anything, two additional uses are now proposed.
No thanks.
Wow, Islam condones something possibly worse than pedophilia.
I’m shocked; one has to reach new levels of depravity to top diddling.
Other sources are saying this is bull. Too bad cause it’s hilarious.
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