Is he here illegally?
Hey, according to them, they either come here to work or to get benefits. He can have it both ways. Three hots and a cot and a job to boot.
But first, tattoo his face with permanent makeup - lips, brows and eyeliner. Make him real pretty so everyone there can pretend he is the real thing real often.
These kids are even way under the age in Mexico for crying out loud.