Posted on 03/14/2012 8:16:18 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Epic fail for Romney in Alabama and Mississippi. It’s time for him to drop out of the race.
Happy Hump Day.
Thanks for the ping. If anyone reads this, I need some healing-how to feel better -advice——my throat is tight, I’m nauseated, dizzy and slight headache. What should I take. Thx.
bttt
Reason enough for a post primary day happy dance...
Sounds like the flu. Go to the doctor and get an anti- viral shot. If given in the first 24 hours, it can effectively, reduce the symptoms and duration of the flu. It’s definitely worth the effort.
Wow Eva...I was just going to buy some pepto bismol at lunch. What if I don’t have the flu? WIll it hurt me?
Hunkered down waiting for incoming trolls.
There is no scientific evidence that buying Pepto Bismol is harmful.
If you don’t have the flu and it’s something else, the doctor will tell you. When you said that your throat was tight, I may have been reading “sore”, instead. If all you have is indigestion, get some pepcid AC.
I’m sure they are on their way.
Great results last night.
... now taking it may be an entirely different matter...
Question for you (or perhaps Mrs. S.).
This morning, Quinn got a caller who challenged his statement that union contracts are often tied to the minimum wage.
Caller wanted Quinn to come up with an actual union contract that had such a clause in it.
Do you know if this is common practice?
God’s Gift to Women, El Rushbo, LOL
I love how he uses stuff like this against them.
The United States of 0bama
Here for all 3hrs. Go Rush.
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