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(Barney tells Andy he thinks he knows who's stealing from Weaver's store)

Barney: All right, let's play it Question and Answer. Now, I'll ask the questions and you answer "yes" or "no", OK?

Andy: OK.

Barney: All right, here we go. A – who's store is bein' robbed?

Andy: Uh... no?

Barney: (starts getting annoyed) What d'ya mean "no"?

Andy: You said answer "yes" or "no".

Barney: I meant one word – answer one word.

Andy: Well, you didn't say that.

Barney: All right, let's start again from the beginnin' and this time answer in one word, OK?

Andy: Okay.

Barney: All right, A – who's store is bein' robbed?

Andy: Weaver's.

Barney: Right. B – who's gonna collect the insurance on those thefts?

Andy: Weaver.

Barney: Right, right, right. C – who was creepin' around in that store last night?

Andy: You were.

Barney: (more annoyed) What d'ya mean "I were"?

Andy: You were; course I know that's two words.

Barney: Now don't get purposely obtuse, Andy. The answer is: Weaver.

Andy: Well, I missed it.

Barney: Well, play the game, play the game! I hate it when you get obtuse. Now where'd I leave off?

Andy: C.

Barney: All right, D – who in their entire life ever got a bargain in Weaver's store? Andy:

Uh... Weaver?

Barney: Ah, come on, Andy. I'm tryin' to give you the name of the criminal and you won't accept it. The answer is "nobody".

Andy: Nobody's the criminal?

Barney: (very annoyed) Boy, when you get obtuse!

IMHO, should RS get the nomination then Zero gets the presidency and the nation dies. Should NG get the nomination then NG gets the presidency and the country lives to eventually get it's fiscal and cultural moorings back.