[GladesGuru]

“What did you say about socialists and trash? I certainly know you have to hang ‘em both pretty high so the bears don’t get ‘em.”

Why would one not want to allow the bears to get to the socialists?

Just askin’.

[golux]

Good question, Glades. Socialists, as you know, ingest a great deal of Eruca vesicaria sativa, caffea arabica, and naturally, semen. All of these substances are very, very hard on the livers of our furry friends.