[golux]

Good question, Glades. Socialists, as you know, ingest a great deal of Eruca vesicaria sativa, caffea arabica, and naturally, semen. All of these substances are very, very hard on the livers of our furry friends.

[sarasmom]

“Why anyone should need or be allowed to carry a loaded firearm in our national parks simply doesn’t occur to me.”

For the same reason people carry loaded guns everywhere else.
We either can't afford, or do not wish to hire personal bodyguards, to carry them for us.

DUH!