[doc1019]

And just how do they propose to enforce this law, considering that 99.9999 percent of masturbation takes place in private?

[Kickass Conservative]

No need for enforcement. Just make another Law mandating that every dwelling has to have a picture of this Woman, or Michelle Obama, hanging on every wall in every room.

This will probably mean that Contraceptives will be unnecessary as well, so Religious Institutions and Health Insurance Companies won't have to comply with the Dear Leaders pronouncement.

Abortions will plummet as well, so Planned Parenthood will go out if business before you know it.

Sounds like a win-win to me. This woman is a genius, surpassing the intelligence of both Barbara Boxer and Maxine Waters in one fell swoop.

[NTHockey]

>>And just how do they propose to enforce this law, considering that 99.9999 percent of masturbation takes place in private?<<

The answer is obvious - hire a million new state employers with $100K/year salaries to act as compliance workers.

The stupidity, greed and evil that pervades the minds of LIBs knows no bounds.

[NTHockey]

>>And just how do they propose to enforce this law, considering that 99.9999 percent of masturbation takes place in private?<<

The answer is obvious - hire a million new state employers with $100K/year salaries to act as compliance workers.

The stupidity, greed and evil that pervades the minds of LIBs knows no bounds.

[SeaHawkFan]

As an older pastor of mine said many years ago, if everyone who masturbated went to hell, heaven would be a pretty lonely place.