Well well. The Viking Kitties have microscopic myrmidons too. All part of the feline insidious plan to bend you to their every whim. As if it’s not enough to lay on your hip then turn on their gravity magnification rays (10 lb. cat = 50 lb. magnified) every time you go to sleep.
You have absolutely NO idea of the mind control and human domination capabilities of large canines. I’m the adoptive dog father of an 85 lb. Pitador and a 95 lb. Great Dane. In spite of my inherent firmness in dealing with dogs, they dominate me and my household. Pray for me.