Just wait until they name the USS Obama.
Luckily it won’t happen unless he gets another term. Normally two term Presidents get the Carrier names. Carter, Ford, Bush I were in the Navy which is why they were able to get a ship named. USS WILLIAM J. CLINTON will be way before an Obama (hopefully he won’t get a second term).
I’m guessing Clinton will get the STD ward on a hospital ship named after him.