FLASH - Fidel Castro is DEAD (Unconfirmed, perhaps he's just pining for the fjords)

radio | 12/28/2011 | me

[apillar]

Kim Jung IL, Castro (if true), now all we need is for Chavez's cancer to take a turn for the worse in the next couple days and this will definitely be the month of the dead commies.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

I’m checking for news on my stereo. It’s high FIDELity.

[Responsibility2nd]

Tiger was the first to advise America that Kimmie was dead. No other news source had this story before Free Republic did.

 

 

 

 

Kim Jong-il is dead [Main Thread]

Sunday, December 18, 2011 9:13:39 PM · by TigerLikesRooster · 882 replies

Kim Jong-il is dead

 

 

 

So maybe you are the first with FR being on the cutting edge of news with Castro being dead?

 

[al baby]

Or just extremely sleepy

[Mr. Jeeves]

Again? :)

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Fidel Castro is way more dead than Kim Jong Il.

Allow us to explain.

How dead is Fidel? 106%

How dead is that? The good news for the Obama-Kardashian Oligarchy Complex — as Castro’s regime is officially referring to the United States these days — is that Fidel hasn’t been this dead in decades. His body density is an estimated seventy percent maggots, and his presidential cabinet is now entirely composed of hungry condors. Satan is dragging him by his bloody, mud-covered fingernails into the deepest trenches of Hades, where he has a suite with a minibar.

Fidel Castro does remain less dead than Larry King.

Satire: http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/12/castro_death_meter_fidel_more.php

[BuckeyeTexan]

I see lots of tweets that say:

Murio Fidel Castro

[tiki]

Again?

[KeyLargo]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Headed to Cuba, Venezuela to Hang With Chavez, Castro

By Tim Elfrink Wed., Dec. 28 2011 at 9:30 AM

​In a few short weeks, the world's eyes will turn to Havana as a powerful but highly controversial leader with millions of devout followers lands to shake hands with Fidel Castro. No, no, not the pope -- he's not coming until sometime this spring. We're talking about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the dour Iranian leader who announced this morning that he's taking a break from designing "Islamic" women's fashions to pay a visit to Cuba and Venezuela in January.

We can only imagine the fun Fidel, Hugo and Mahmoud will have while kicking around the American oligarchy and comparing notes on living under international sanctions.

[NonValueAdded]

has Jimmy Carter sent his condolences yet?

[Mr. K]

Maybe he’s just only merely dead, not yet truly and sincerely dead

[mass55th]

If he is dead, the big question is, will Obama take credit for it?

[aruanan]

Fidel is dead again?

[TonyInOhio]

[umgud]

He’s preparing the way for Hugo.

[NonValueAdded]

Is there a webcam for Calle Ocho? That would tell the story

[Vaquero]

“Sic semper tyrannis”

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

They will just prop him up, like “Weekend at Bernie’s.”

[Moose Burger]

In latin-america countries today (december 28) is Fools’ Day. Caveat emptor.

[WKUHilltopper]

Has Jimmy Carter expressed his sympathies yet?