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Islamic cleric bans women from being near bananas and cucumber to avoid sexual thoughts
Weasel Zippers ^
| 12/7/2011
Posted on 12/07/2011 8:15:25 AM PST by mk2000
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To: Breto
LOL. Perhaps they could put our photos in the produce sections throughout the middle east. Kind of like scarecrows.
To: mk2000
Perverted knuckle draging cave dwellers. They can rape little girls and boys but have a problem with bananas - NUTS!
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:26:24 AM PST
by
Bitsy
To: mk2000
What an exaggerated sense of their maleness. From what I have heard, they would be better off banning baby carrots.
To: LoneRangerMassachusetts
It sounds as though he has a little wee wee problem to deal with instead of foisting his deficiencies off on women. It reminds me of how the anti-gunners act. Quite pathetic actually.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:26:33 AM PST
by
BCR #226
(02/07 SOT www.extremefirepower.com...The BS stops when the hammer drops.)
To: mk2000
I believe that the unnamed sheikh was Sheikh Yerbutti.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:26:53 AM PST
by
kaboom
To: mk2000
They forgot to mention the kiwi fruit!
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:28:12 AM PST
by
eastforker
(I'll pick Rick but I still root for Newt.)
To: jacknhoo
To: LoneRangerMassachusetts
The jealous cleric is obviously a homo. All phallic symbols are his. He's just upset about his own carrot package.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:29:02 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Herman Cain: possibly the escapee most dangerous to the Democrats since Frederick Douglass.)
To: shibumi
But spuds are okay?
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:29:45 AM PST
by
Salamander
(I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
To: mk2000
OMG!!These morons are the ones with the sexual thoughts to even think about such a thing..
The women should ban goats, sheep, horses, and camels it seem these idiot men have an eye for them..
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:30:29 AM PST
by
PLD
To: mk2000
What about homosexuals? I heard yesterday that our foreign policy is more concerned about homosexual rights than many other issues. So will we be championing the cause of free access to viewing of vegetables worldwide?
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:30:59 AM PST
by
NEMDF
To: mk2000
ISLAM: Blaming the object of your own perversion rather than doing the requisite soul searching and self control since 700 A.D.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:31:03 AM PST
by
GraceG
To: mk2000
islam .. the architecture speaks volumes, and the cleric wants to blame it on bananas and cucumbers.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:31:49 AM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: mk2000
By the same token then the men should avoid tacos.
(dives into bunker...)
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:33:21 AM PST
by
SargeK
To: KarlInOhio
Is there a similar rule for men with oranges, grapefruit or melons?Yes, and apple pies as well.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:33:45 AM PST
by
Night Hides Not
(My dream ticket for 2012 is John Galt & Dagny Taggart!)
To: mk2000
How about packing peanuts? That would seem to be more appropriate for those guys.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:35:46 AM PST
by
crosshairs
(Liberalism is to truth, what east is to west.)
To: mk2000
what about banning pickels? They forgot pickels!
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:36:09 AM PST
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: mk2000
Hmm.. wouldn’t baby carrots and grapes be more aligned with what the muzzie world has to offer?
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:37:50 AM PST
by
ScottinVA
(I miss America.)
To: shibumi
I guess "stroking snakes" is *totally* out of the question.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:40:04 AM PST
by
Salamander
(I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
To: SargeK
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:40:35 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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