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Marines Warned: Don't Spit Towards Mecca
Townhall ^ | 11/5/11 | Diana West

Posted on 11/05/2011 8:39:02 PM PDT by Nachum

Uncle Sam is getting a little weird. Make that a lot weird. Having dumped hundreds of billions of dollars into a sinkhole called Afghanistan--populated by misogynistic, pederastic, tribalistic and religiously supremacist primitives--to no avail, he has hit on a new plan for winning those ever-elusive Afghan ''hearts and minds.'' (snip) When nature calls, Uncle Sam has decided he wants every U.S. Marine equipped with a map and compass, or some other way of knowing direction. This is to ensure that no U.S. Marine in Afghanistan urinates in the direction of Mecca ever again. Now, there's a winning strategy.

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KEYWORDS: dhimmi; dhimmitude; islam; marines; mecca; sharia; spit; warned
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To: ClearCase_guy
Oh, not the way the founders meant it -- but the Left would go ballistic if the government required all soldiers to cross themselves when passing a Catholic Church.

To me, directing soldiers not to spit toward Mecca is basically in the same category.

The simplicity of your position is an elegance of thought. It is exactly as you state and can not be refuted. Sir, you are correct!

41 posted on 11/05/2011 9:36:33 PM PDT by cpdiii (Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist. THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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To: Nachum

Just purely for the sake of academic interest, this iPhone app will point you in the direction of Mecca:
http://eqibla.com/tools/iphone/


42 posted on 11/05/2011 9:41:49 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: Nachum

http://www.artistdirect.com/video/55-days-at-peking/54135


43 posted on 11/05/2011 9:42:12 PM PDT by Wiggins
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To: celtic gal

“Is it ok for the Army to spit, pee, poop, phart belch and point their boots in the direction of Mecca?”

Apparently not! Our military has to put up with so much petty BS PC crap, its not funny.


44 posted on 11/05/2011 9:43:58 PM PDT by longhorn too
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Nuke Mecca?

And destroy the black rock they call the Cabbage?

Lord Jesus, forbid !!!


45 posted on 11/05/2011 9:47:04 PM PDT by Surrounded_too
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

He must be ready for a midnight snack.

Make him a ham sandwich on Jewish Rye.


46 posted on 11/05/2011 9:50:07 PM PDT by Surrounded_too
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To: KarlInOhio
Both of my toilets face East...

F*ck you Allah.

6027. 1988-1994. USMC.

47 posted on 11/05/2011 9:50:35 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Nachum
We're fighting Islamic perverts, so let's not offend their
Make believe piety
48 posted on 11/05/2011 9:53:28 PM PDT by daku
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To: Nachum

And you must stand on one foot and hop up and down while defecating or Allah will be mightily offended.


49 posted on 11/05/2011 9:57:46 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Nachum

I suspect the administration does this in part to demoralize the military.


50 posted on 11/05/2011 10:07:58 PM PDT by WoofDog123
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To: Nachum
I've had the honor and pleasure of working with Marines and I can pretty much guarantee you that after this edict was issued, there has been a noticeable uptick (albeit it somewhat clandestine) in spitting and other such heartfelt gestures with great gusto in the general direction of Mecca. :-)
51 posted on 11/05/2011 10:12:10 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: TigersEye
And you must stand on one foot and hop up and down while defecating

You go first,

I dunno how well I could do that..........

52 posted on 11/05/2011 10:25:49 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Nachum

Uncle Sam is dead and Uncle Abdul knows best according to obama.


53 posted on 11/05/2011 10:29:45 PM PDT by x_plus_one (Obama: Brainwashing the masses to believe that racism is a greater danger than radical Islam)
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To: doorgunner69

Our Secretary of State will demonstrate for us. She is most expert at pandering to Mooselimbs.


54 posted on 11/05/2011 10:30:34 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: ClearCase_guy; cpdiii; doorgunner69
...the Left would go ballistic if the government required all soldiers to cross themselves when passing a Catholic Church. To me, directing soldiers not to spit toward Mecca is basically in the same category.

It is a religious observance isn't it? And they are mandating that Marines must participate in it.

I'm sure the last thing a serving Marine wants to do is file suit against the gov for violating his civil rights but someone sure as he!! should. This is so un-American I can't even think of words that express my outrage.

To make it worse; on a previous thread about this a FReeper vet of Afghanistan said it's a crock that any muzzie there has any regard for what direction they whizz in. There was also something about table fricking manners that was in this edict and he said that was a crock too. That this is just the muzzies messing with our troops heads and the brass fell for it like bumpkins at their first carnival.

55 posted on 11/05/2011 10:45:49 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Nachum

I need to see if there is some sort of Android App that utilizes my phone’s GPS and compass so that I can always piss in the direction of Mecca. If there isn’t maybe I can create one, charge $2 a pop for it and retire.


56 posted on 11/05/2011 11:03:29 PM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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To: Nachum

Submitting to dhimmihood effectively forces me to deny my faith in God for a man-made idol. No can do, Top. Ain’t happenin’


57 posted on 11/05/2011 11:12:26 PM PDT by blueplum
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN

I’ll be glad to piss that direction for you.


58 posted on 11/05/2011 11:32:09 PM PDT by tal hajus ("Thank you sir. May I have another?" GOP)
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To: KarlInOhio

Used it and left appropriate comment.


59 posted on 11/05/2011 11:42:54 PM PDT by tal hajus ("Thank you sir. May I have another?" GOP)
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To: Nachum; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Cincinatus' Wife; ...
Hey, I've been aiming at Mecca for years, but now with Obama's help... they are fighting back!

My brother Barack's Roto-Rooter Outreach Program is showning progress... Allahu Akbar!

60 posted on 11/06/2011 1:23:22 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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