Yes, it is processed goop molded into a mockery of meat.
However, its one of those foods that doesn’t taste too bad if you are drunk and need to fill your stomach. Had one a few weeks before heading off for round 3 of a heavy drinking night.
I have a theory about McDonald’s, that is, everything they make is all one thing, and in the back they have this big vat full of this stuff, these little molds combining, like SPLURT ‘Hamburger!’ SPLURT ‘Malt!’ SPLURT ‘Paper box!’ SPLURT ‘Here’s your change, thank you!’
-Steve Martin
Speakin of the fries, you can lay one out, come back a decade later and it'll look just like it did the day ya layed it out there.
Bomb shelter sustenance.