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Iowahawk: Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory
Iowahawk | October 21, 2011 | David Burge

Posted on 10/21/2011 9:30:54 PM PDT by EveningStar

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To: seton89
Mitt Romney take note: David Burge is the best political satirist on this (or any other) planet.

In my adolescence I developed a fierce precocious spirit of political independence, earning me a spot at the prestigious Alpenhaus Finishing School in Zurich following a series of contretemps with my father while he was in the throes of his Goldwater madness.

Cordially,

21 posted on 10/22/2011 4:28:56 AM PDT by Diamond (He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people,)
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To: richardtavor
I read a few paragraphs

There's your problem right there.

22 posted on 10/22/2011 4:30:17 AM PDT by listenhillary (Look your representatives in the eye and ask if they intend to pay off the debt. They will look away)
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To: EveningStar

I’m having a hard time believing that there are still people on these intartubes what have never heard of Iowahawk, the illustrious David Burge. I mean, it’s 2011 for heaven sake.


23 posted on 10/22/2011 5:09:51 AM PDT by gunsmithkat (There is no such thing as Too Many Guns)
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To: richardtavor

“I read a few paragraphs and this guy really likes himself..”

LOL!


24 posted on 10/22/2011 5:13:50 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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To: gunsmithkat

Iowahawk is a real hoot on Twitter, wiping the monitor has become a daily routine.


25 posted on 10/22/2011 5:35:58 AM PDT by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: EveningStar
As the only Republican in this race who is dedicated to the future reduction in the rate of increase of the rate of increase of federal government, you can pull the lever in full confidence that your federally funded retirement and health care and education and automobiles and solar panel rebates will be preserved, in full accordance with conservative principles. You are my magnificent steed, and together I will ride you to victory next November.

LOL!

26 posted on 10/22/2011 5:38:36 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: doc1019

really? you’re serious?

I’ve been hoping and praying TCod would throw his hat in!

Looking forward to his campaign with relish.


27 posted on 10/22/2011 6:06:13 AM PDT by Scotswife
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To: EveningStar

T. is back!!!!!! Woohoo!


28 posted on 10/22/2011 7:45:51 AM PDT by buffaloguy
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To: quantim
Iowahawk is a real hoot on Twitter, wiping the monitor has become a daily routine.

Worth getting a Twitter account if only to get Iowahawk's tweets. He is genius.

29 posted on 10/22/2011 12:07:23 PM PDT by Calm_Cool_and_Elected ("The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it." --Flannery O'Connor)
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To: EveningStar

LMAO!


30 posted on 10/23/2011 5:18:40 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: richardtavor
HLM = H.L. Mencken, man of letters, author of The American Language, social critic, historical revisionist and debunker, and arbiter elegantiarum in the first third of the 20th century.

He shares a narrow podium with Ambrose Bierce, Mark Twain, W. C. Fields, Tom Wolfe, and the dissipated Hunter Thompson as an apostatic outcast of the Establishment and perforator of its pretensions, self-dealing, hypocrisy, and self-consequence.

31 posted on 10/23/2011 9:58:29 PM PDT by lentulusgracchus (Concealed carry is a pro-life position.)
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To: richardtavor
this guy really likes himself.

He should. He's ridiculously brilliant.

32 posted on 11/12/2011 11:29:12 PM PST by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard (Some men just want to watch the world burn.)
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