The Count appears to have had a Mormon axe to grind. Still, you’d think even “good Mormons” would have standards to maintain. It would be possible to be a “good Mormon” and refrain from boosting Mitt Romney.
Reading the “Count’s” posting history he was one piece of work!
Brethren, the hallowed halls and fields have been beset by the 5th rifer of the Conservative Apocalypse, the dread demon Stupidicus Moronicus, the Master of Misdirection, astride his vile steed 'RINO-saurus.'
Together this fell pair have corrupted the faithful and conspired to lead many astray. Ponder if you will the following... We, the residents of noble Asgard exist in this realm at the whim of the Great Cat. Our digital lives are his to take or leave. For good Asgard is HIS HOUSE and we just happen to live much of our online lives in it.
It would seem that Stupidicus has wiped that memory from the minds of several amongst the faithful. And in it's place, instilled graven images of Myth...
The vile specter of Stupidicus has tricked many of the chosen into openly challenging the Great Cat and worse, questioning his iron, yet merciful rule. Are we to believe in a Myth over our very senses? And of all Myth, this one? Are we to speak falsely and spout Conservative words when our hearts are blackened with liberal thoughts?
I think ZOT!
Witness if you will the recent actions of the once royal Count of Monte Logan, now proffering his purple prose in the domain of another. Remember the former faithful, So long, Behzinlea and NYC-Conserv, along with JustAnotherOne and JAKraig. Did they not beg for the lightning brethren? And did it not come? In pairs? Indeed! For such is the way of all good Zottings!
Sadly brothers and sisters, the Plague of Stupidicus runs rampant in the land, carried on the weak shoulders of RINO-saurus and in the hearts of those false amongst the faithful who seem to think they 'know better' than our founder, the Great Cat (AKA “He who calls forth the merciful lightning.”
As Chief Druid, it is not my place to speak for the Great Cat, as his roar is (a wholith bunch of deciblith) louder than my own and his bite considerably more fierce. But as he who chronicles the Zottage!, I am able to tell you that the Great Cat has on multiple occasions made his word very well known amongst the faithful. There can be no question as to how and why he rules as he does, nor is it the charge of any amongst us to defy it it. He believes as he believes and his rule is absolute. We may follow or we may choose another path in realms beyond this.
The recent Plague of Stupidicus has manifested an numerous ways, yet the result is always the same. And the Holy Amperage brookith no quabble. It is a non-denominational Amperage after all, unfettered by race, creed or color of ZOT! It does however, have a definite and absolute political bent.
Remember brethren. These lands are a place for the bold and the brave. For the meek and those unsure of their courage, perhaps a good think about what it is in which they believeith, may be the smartith thing to doith.
Remember also 'The Stupid', as does the Holy Amperage, Burns. And Trollhenge is Forever.
Book of ZOT! Appendix 2: Verses 1-13; What Part of "No support for RINOs" don't you get?
Normie, Chief Druid of Trollhenge