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1 posted on 09/30/2011 10:25:46 AM PDT by Dr. Scarpetta
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2 posted on 09/30/2011 10:26:34 AM PDT by Dr. Scarpetta
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Substitute Mooch-elle, and you have funnier jokes!


3 posted on 09/30/2011 10:27:30 AM PDT by laweeks
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Tell the old whore monger to shut his pie hole.


4 posted on 09/30/2011 10:27:53 AM PDT by Average Al (Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
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I’ll take white and fat.

How’s black and skinny working out?


5 posted on 09/30/2011 10:28:34 AM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President.)
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How about some Letterman jokes about Letterman and his relationship with staffers? I won’t watch the “not-funny” Letterman; he’s a waste of my time.


6 posted on 09/30/2011 10:29:50 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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Obama’s blue lips and hub cap size ears are off limits, though, right?


7 posted on 09/30/2011 10:31:18 AM PDT by SMARTY ("Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny. " Edmund Burke)
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These are actually pretty funny! Now, let’s look up the “Top 10” he did for Obama!


8 posted on 09/30/2011 10:31:28 AM PDT by albie
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Funny, made me laugh. It would be nice though if Letterman was bold enough to make similar jokes about the current president.


9 posted on 09/30/2011 10:32:58 AM PDT by Emo4SC (Disclaimer: All thoughts expressed here are not my own, but merely what I've been told by Talk Radio)
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Letterman is an ass, but those are kind of funny. He has writers do this stuff for him, he only gets credit because his mug is on the tv.


10 posted on 09/30/2011 10:33:03 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat
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Wow. He slapped most of his own viewers right in the face. Most of them are democrats. Odds are, very few of them have jobs. That means very few ever lift their fat arses out their easy chairs.


11 posted on 09/30/2011 10:34:02 AM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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4. Taxpayers would have to pay for president’s second seat on Air Force One.

This would still be much cheaper than paying for a whole second plane for the first lady...

17 posted on 09/30/2011 10:38:18 AM PDT by dfwright (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left (Eccl. 10:2, NIV))
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Making fun of a person’s medical condition is not funny. Ever. Period.
Hey, Letterboy, how about some ‘Top Ten Jokes’ about deaf or blind people? Or amputees? Hey, war veteran amputees that’s even better...........dork.......


18 posted on 09/30/2011 10:40:19 AM PDT by Red Badger (We cannot defeat an enemy that the president and hence his administration cannot name.......)
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I don’t prefer Christie as a candidate, but Letterman’s juvenile humor appeals only to people with the intellectual level of a pre-teen male Mall Rat. In other words, leftist Democrats.

He is tedious, vile, vicious and ignorant.

Its PAST time conservatives mounted a drive against his sponsors to get him the hell off TV.


20 posted on 09/30/2011 10:40:50 AM PDT by ZULU (DUMP Obama in 2012)
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I thought number 10 was mildly funny. The rest was kinda lame.


22 posted on 09/30/2011 10:49:10 AM PDT by ReaganBaby26 (Matthew 12:36)
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An ABSOLUTE GUARANTEE! If Christie were to be the GOP 2012 Candidate, we would see an enormous increase in pictures and film of TOTUS playing B’ball without his shirt. I’d expect it on a daily basis as he would play at each campaign stop! I’d suggest that Christie challenge “Hope and Change” to a Sumo match in that case!


23 posted on 09/30/2011 10:49:19 AM PDT by SES1066 (1776 to 2011, 235 years and counting in the GRAND EXPERIMENT!)
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Letterrman’s still on tv? What is he, a hundred now? He’s a real hep cat, that dave. I remember reading in my grade school history book about how dave used to yuk it up with Grover Cleveland.


25 posted on 09/30/2011 10:53:02 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Time for the FEC to look into this un reported political spending/campaign contribution.

These networks are NOT equal opportunity offenders.

This is an un-reported election advertisement. It is illegal.

As for Letterman’s advertisers - they are scum.


36 posted on 09/30/2011 11:10:00 AM PDT by Eldon Tyrell
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Some people cross a line with me and I just lose all respect for them. What’s his face is one of those people.
Woody Allen,Bill Mahr..and a handful of others.
I am paying attention to Ibama because we have to. As soon as he is booted out of office I could give a two greesy turd for what he has to say.


37 posted on 09/30/2011 11:10:48 AM PDT by Leep
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Letterperv has been irrelevant for many years. He’s a crass, rude, ugly man, inside and out.

I like Christie...in New Jersey. I watched his speech, it was ok....but he’s no Marco Rubio.


45 posted on 09/30/2011 11:46:39 AM PDT by SueRae (I can see November 2012 from my HOUSE!!!!!!!!)
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I think it's funny as comedy goes, but going deeper....that's all they've got. They don't have a thing to attack Christie on, so it comes down to....."Oh yeah? Well, um, well you're a big fat fattie!"

Remember who we are dealing with. If they were children, that would be diffrent, but they are simply adults with diseased minds who may as well be children.

The media was not kind to William Howard Taft either. He still got the White House though.

And some still have something to say about it.

These guys are excellent.....

The Two Man Gentleman Band - Willaim Howard Taft
51 posted on 09/30/2011 12:29:07 PM PDT by domeika
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