Food Totalitarians on Parade

Conservative Action Alerts ^ | July 28, 2011 | Chuck Roger

[Uncle Ike]

ping for the Gardening and Prepper lists....

[Oratam]

Bittman’s a douche.

[Kackikat]

I am reminded of a joke:

A man and woman in their late nineties die, and go to heaven, it is a wonderful place and are having the time of their eternal life. The man looks at the woman and says “if you hadn’t made me eat those horrible health foods, and disgusting tofu, I could have been here years sooner.”

[Augie]

That’s an insult to douches.

[KittenClaws]

Just replace the word food with "tobacco products", and the food industrties with "tobacco industry" and you can see how easily these totalitarians can control our very lives.

Yes, they are coming for YOUR vice. Bwahahaha

[KittenClaws]

Just replace the word food with "tobacco products", and the food industries with "tobacco industry" and you can see how easily these totalitarians can control our very lives.

Yes, they are coming for YOUR vice. Bwahahaha

[Iron Munro]

Organic ribs.. Mmmm...Mmmm...Mmmm...

[devolve]

[SoCal SoCon]

What’s Michelle eating? House cat?

[elcid1970]

That’s just sick.....

;^)

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

That’s right. Douches have a cleansing function. These people are just obnoxious.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Almost forgot:

Nanny State PING!

[Mears]

As a smoker who never had a weight problem I am thrilled about this.

Let them overtax someone else for a change.

Will it now be acceptable to make comments to complete strangers about their eating habits,as it has been done to smokers for years? The answer is probably yes.

Looks like I’m in for some fun.

[Talisker]

In a Times op-ed, Bittman complains, “WHAT will it take to get Americans to change our eating habits?”

Why not just do what all communist regimes have done? Tax them mercilessly. Drive them into poverty, then into the streets. Seize their assets. Round them up. Shoot them. Beat them. Starve them. Destroy them. They are not agreeing with the group - what possible rights can they have?

The question, Mark Bittman, is what are you willing to do for the group? Will you shy away from your duty, or will you vote for the Health Gestapo to have full enforcement power? Will you turn away, or turn in your neighbor, for the needs of all? What will you do, Mark Bitmann? Are you willing to stand in the blood of millions, like your communist forefathers, for the greater glory of humanity? Are you willing to do what needs to be done? Or will you hide away in cowardice, and refuse to destroy those who refuse to obey the needs of the many? What are YOU willing to do, Mark Bittman?

[Iron Munro]

“What’s Michelle eating? House cat?”

I thought it was a rack of brontosaurus ribs.

[ErnBatavia]

Looks like I’m in for some fun.

With you! Sideline, though, as a fellow smoker (along with wifey)....road trips are gettin' tough. If you're just toodling around the country with no reservations such as we wrapped up last week, finding 'smoker friendly' accomodations is turning out to be a real bitch.

The entire "Choice Hotels" chain is now smoke-free, and we've come across two cities (Rapid City, SD and Salina, KS) that actually have deemed ALL their lodging to refuse puffers.

[Still Thinking]

“WHAT will it take to get Americans to change our eating habits?”

Au contraire! WHAT will it take till you finally learn it's NOYFB??!! Your head on a pike?

[Still Thinking]

The statement exhibits an elemental misunderstanding of human nature and sound business practice–knowledge voids common to food totalitarians.

There was an extra word in that sentence.

[Still Thinking]

Bittman exclaims, “It’s fun–inspiring, even–to think about implementing a program like this.”

It is? Makes me wanna puke. Methinks Buttman's a totalitarian. When, OH WHEN will we learn it's bad to put our penises in other men's rectums? Must be the condom mfgr's fault.