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San Francisco's phallic obsession ballot initiative
Washington Examiner ^ | May 23, 2011 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 05/23/2011 5:24:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

"Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal."  ---Principal Carter from “Porky’s.”

 

The most recent episode of “South Park” featured the characters obsessed on the subject of penis. It was funny but I thought it was a bit over the top....until I read a news story about a San Francisco circumcision ban ballot initiative shortly after the show aired:

SAN FRANCISCO — A proposal to ban the circumcision of male children in San Francisco has been cleared to appear on the November ballot, setting the stage for the nation's first public vote on what has long been considered a private family matter.
 
….The proposed ban appears to be the first in the country to make it this far, though a larger national debate over the health benefits of circumcision has been going on for many years. Banning circumcision would almost certainly prompt a flurry of legal challenges alleging violations of the First Amendment's guarantee of the freedom to exercise one's religious beliefs.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: circumcision; genitalmutilation; sanfrancisco; tallywhacker
Methinks some San Francisco people are blaming their below the belt problems on circumcision.
1 posted on 05/23/2011 5:24:08 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

But will they ban anal-bleaching?


2 posted on 05/23/2011 5:25:48 PM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: PJ-Comix

As usual, when it comes to biblical patterns of things, medical advantage lines up on the side of circumcision.


3 posted on 05/23/2011 5:26:57 PM PDT by PapaNew
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To: PJ-Comix

This from the city that will undoubtedly be the first to legalize pederasty.


4 posted on 05/23/2011 5:27:34 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: PJ-Comix

They should just ban children from that perverted city


5 posted on 05/23/2011 5:30:06 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

they haven’t done that yet?


6 posted on 05/23/2011 5:31:34 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: PJ-Comix
A proposal to ban the circumcision of male children in San Francisco has been cleared to appear on the November ballot, setting the stage for the nation's first public vote on what has long been considered a private family matter.

That just really cuts below the belt!

7 posted on 05/23/2011 5:32:31 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed: he's hated on seven continents)
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To: King Moonracer

Clorox keeps a colon clean.


9 posted on 05/23/2011 5:44:26 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: PJ-Comix

10 posted on 05/23/2011 5:48:09 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: PJ-Comix
San Francisco's phallic obsession ballot initiative

For many years this statue was featured at the entrance to SFO, and this is the view that you saw as you entered the airport. However, when leaving the airport, you saw the backside of this, which was solid, smooth polished chrome (or stainless steel). The thing looked like a giant phallic device.

I always assumed that the people who put that their did it as an inside joke.


11 posted on 05/23/2011 5:58:44 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras.)
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To: Michael.SF.
"The thing looked like a giant phallic device."

Damn. You know that's gonna just blow through a ton of batteries.

12 posted on 05/23/2011 6:06:54 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: King Moonracer
But will they ban anal-bleaching?

I just want you to know that I have heard every disgusting vile filthy thing people do to themselves and each other -- or at least I thought I did until now. Congratulations on teaching me something disgusting I had never heard of. I think I've figured it out though, so that'll be our last lesson OK?

13 posted on 05/23/2011 7:05:45 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)
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To: PapaNew

From experience I can tell you it works for men just like the circumcision of the female works.


14 posted on 05/23/2011 7:23:08 PM PDT by itsahoot (We make jokes, they make progress. Dimmitude, get used to it.)
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To: GeronL
Some info about the guy who authored this ballot initiative:

Schofield became interested in the topic after seeing the Bay Area Intactivists marching in the Gay Pride Parade a few years back and has since become an "intactivist" himself.

Gee...Why am I NOT surprised about who has a penis obsession.

15 posted on 05/24/2011 4:36:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer/)
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To: itsahoot

Guess I’ll have to take your word for it - doesn’t sound the greatest.


16 posted on 05/24/2011 5:52:31 AM PDT by PapaNew
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To: billorites

Looks like Sodom just before all hell broke loose.


17 posted on 05/24/2011 5:53:50 AM PDT by PapaNew
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