Canada ping.
performance art
Nobody’s special in the front row at a comedy show. # the Canadian tribunal, and the dykes should grow a pair — of course I have no idea what the comedian said, so I reserve the right to retract.
Depending on what was said, I don’t know if I disagree with this. Well, I think a civil lawsuit would be the remedy... not fines by the government thought police.
(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)
Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don’t give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I’m not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I’m sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!
“Earles lawyer Jim Miller had argued during the hearing that his client was entitled to freedom of artistic expression under the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Earle had also claimed that the couple heckled him while he was on stage and that Pardy threw a drink in his face.
Pardy denied she was heckling him and said Earle pointed at them and told the audience they were sitting at the dyke table.”
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It’s nice that the offended couple wanted to rise above stereotypes such stereotypes as vindictive and quick-to-become-offended.
I guess the Blackhawks administered a proper correction tonight!
Lisa lampenelli is in a lot of trouble .....
Isn't a human rights tribunal an oxymoron, anyhow?
Nazi Canada needs to be watched closely.
“Don’t call me a lesbian Ishmail “ *whale humor*
A whole new phylum of law suit waivers has been born: the waiver to sue a comedy club, in case you become offended. Either comedy will die or only those with thick skin can laugh.
Theres a local bar in town that used to have a quality comedy night every tuesday night.
I learned real fast to NEVER sit up in the front seats.
Then again maybe i shoulda just sued the place.
And Canucks suck, too! May the Human Rights Tribunal burn in hell, along with Allah!
This post is expressly intended to be read in Canada by Canucks, and especially Mooselimbs hiding in Canuckistan and plotting against the United States.
May God damn Canadian law!
Not all cultures are created equal. Some are more equal than others.
What a bunch of humorless, sue-happy women. I’ve been front-row at many a comedy show, and when you do- you’re taking your chances. Deal with it.
As a married woman, I’ll go to a comedy show with a friend that happens to be a female, in Canada, and let them yell lesbian jokes at me for $22,000.
It doesn't matter what was said. This "couple" is not entitled to any money, nor should the comedian or the establishment be fined. I've been to a show that was not my style, walked out after a few minutes, and received a full refund (not legally required, but they wanted me to come back). This happens with some comedians, and if they didn't like it they should have left. Time to grow up, lesbians.
Dyke table? Those damn Hollanders coming to Canada and putting up tables to hold out the sea. What’s next? A tulip table? You can get fined for this? “Your honor, I didn’t go to that comedy club to hear jokes. I went there to heckle straights. Did you hear the one about the two straights that walked into a bar? I sued them! Hahahahaha! Give me some money or my girlfriend will beat you up.”