Posted on 04/11/2011 9:08:28 AM PDT by TheHawksNest
Since the announcement that Glenn Beck is leaving Fox News, conspiracy theories abound. We may never know the whole story or the details behind the split but what we can do is wildly speculate who is going to take his place. The most important thing Fox News president Roger Ailes should keep in mind is whoever takes Beck’s time slot has to be someone who makes the Left put their full-blown moonbattery on display. It must be someone who pushes all the right buttons and enrages leftists, causing them to picket and boycott and all the other fun and hilarious things they do when confronted by conservative truth-tellers.
The thing I’ll miss most about Beck being gone is the reaction from all the statist twerps who hate him with a frenzy that can only be compared to neurotic miniature poodles who pee on the carpet when overexcited. Ailes should focus like a laser on replacing Beck with only the most hated personality he can find. Not only will it keep the ratings up, but it will provide sane people with fantastic entertainment. The following are 10 suggestions for conservative hosts sure to make the Left angrier (and funnier) than they already are.
10. We Have Lesbians Too, Only Ours Are Prettier: Meet Tammy Bruce
Nothing infuriates the Left more than a traitor, and Tammy Bruce is a pretty big traitor. Bruce is a lesbian, a former NOW chapter president, and lifelong Democrat. Then she saw the light when she realized that individuals aren’t welcome on the Left. Group-think is a requirement and Bruce isn’t a team player. She’s been one of the most popular conservative talk-show hosts and a best-selling author ever since. She loves to tweak the Left and isn’t afraid to say unpopular things.
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This strikes me as a pipe dream list, but my favorite suggestion is Mark Steyn. I like the suggestion of Breitbart for the liberal heads that would explode every day, but I think even he would admit he's too scatterbrained to carry a show.
lol who can replace beck
Steyn is certainly the guy I’d most like to see on television. I work and don’t listen to Rush or his fill-ins, I only know Steyn from his writing, which is brilliant.
That would be a good one to add to the list.
Mark Steyn. Period.
CERTAINLY not Tammy Bruce.
Charlie Sheen.
Definitely.
I’ll be taking my television to the range after Beck’s last show...
Please Please Don’t give the fag Shep another hour. And please no more whorealdo.
What makes you think it won’t be Juan Williams who gets Beck’s hour?
What makes you think it won’t be Juan Williams who gets Beck’s hour?Like I said, this strikes me as a pipe dream list. Sadly, Williams is probably more likely than any of these options.
Mark Steyn definately. I enjoy it when he takes over for Rush. He’s a riot.
Mark Levin!
If Steyn got the job, I'd actually try to figure out how to record TV shows for later viewing.
Steyn gets my vote. Bruce would be all right too.
Laura Ingraham and Mark Steyn..... not at the same time but they take turns hosting it. Mark lives in rural New Hampshire so a suitable broadcast studio would have to be found near him. But I could see him broadcasting from Boston or NYC sometimes since any guests he has aren’t going to rural NH for an appearance
Jeff Kuchner
They forgot the GREAT one, Mark Levin!!
John Stossel could be added to the list. Seasoned pro and nice-guy Libertarian who could, IMHO, attract an even bigger audience than Beck.
The O’Keefe video had me ROFL!
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