Posted on 03/24/2011 11:09:38 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
A new poll shows that independent voters prefer Charlie Sheen to Sarah Palin for president of the United States. That might sound like an absurd matchup, but what if it actually happened? Meghan McCain on the historical campaign that could be.
The setting is the 2012 presidential debates. Following one of the biggest upsets in American political history, actor Charlie Sheen has secured the Democratic nomination for president over Barack Obama. His sold-out "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour played to full houses in Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada, South Carolina—and he swept all those caucuses and primaries. The pundits call his campaign platform (WINNING!) a stroke of political genius.
On the flip side, after a long and brutal primary season, Sarah Palin narrowly beat out reality-TV star Donald Trump for the Republican nomination. In a surprising act of grace, she offered Trump the job of her running mate. If elected, in addition to governing the country, the duo will also appear on a crossover edition of The Apprentice: Alaska. The following scene is the opening debates between the two candidates with MSNBC host Rachel Maddow moderating:
Rachel Maddow: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our two candidates to the stage. Both of you are known for quitting your jobs abruptly. Why should the American people trust you with the presidency?
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Forgive me.
Really dumb blondes have had to quit UCLA for far less than this essay.
As funny as Megan is slim.
“Forgive me.”
No. God forgives, I hold a grudge.
Can you imagine the rough draft of this trash?
Bacon cheeseburger stains. French Fry grease...
I wonder who will play Meghan McCain in the new movie about her father??
Lady Gaga or Lindsey Lohan?
In a way, Palin deserves this. She campaigned for this fat b*tches fat-head old man in the primary in 2010 when she didn’t have to.
I have forgiven her for that and remain a loyal Palin supporter.
But if you’re going to bring up McCain family members trashing Palin, I can’t help but think of the way Palin blundered in AZ in 2010.
Or Joy Behar.
If it were’t for who her father is, such a release of intellectual flatus would never see the light of day.
FR needs to be declared a Meghan-Free Zone.
ZULU wrote:
“I wonder who will play Meghan McCain in the new movie about her father??”
I was thinking more on the lines of Rosey O’Donnel......
I wonder who will play Meghan McCain in the new movie about her father??
Chris Brown the women beater. Like her , a good democrat.
Meghan really is as dumb as a bag of hammers. Just like her Dad.
Ever noticed how the trash spins faster and faster as it goes down the vortex to the drain?
Meggie, sweetie, leave the satire to people who (a) know how and (b) are funny.
(I’m doing this on my iPhone and it kept trying to correct “Meggie” to “Veggie”. Heh.)
Gee thanks, I already had a headache, now I have a migraine.
And why would Yahoo post this? Could it be to compare Sarah Palin to a nutcase? Most people checking their email at Yahoo only see these headlines. Pure liberal propaganda.
In the words of bill maher, "Speaking of dumb tw_ts".
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