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Baloney...that snake was suffocated!


1 posted on 03/18/2011 8:09:15 AM PDT by twister881
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So the snake went tits up?............


2 posted on 03/18/2011 8:09:51 AM PDT by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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Yea, but what a way to go.


3 posted on 03/18/2011 8:10:06 AM PDT by crosshairs (Appeasement is surrender in slow motion.)
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After a tetanus shot and a few hours of observation, she was released... A few hours of observation, or lascivious ogling?
7 posted on 03/18/2011 8:12:16 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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She is a model, huh? Whatever she is selling, I ain’t buyin’.


8 posted on 03/18/2011 8:12:57 AM PDT by John123 (US$ - I owe you nothing. Euro - Who owes you nothing.)
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It must have been a big mouthed snake.


10 posted on 03/18/2011 8:14:11 AM PDT by Concho (-)
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Rush milked that story for all it was worth the other day.


11 posted on 03/18/2011 8:14:22 AM PDT by org.whodat
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You mess with the bull you get the horns?

She is not very attractive...yuck.

12 posted on 03/18/2011 8:14:31 AM PDT by blasater1960 (Deut 30, Psalm 111...the Torah and the Law, is attainable past, present and forever.)
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This has been in the new all week.
Isn’t silicone basically inert?
I mean they have food grade silicone they use as caulking in processing machinery.


13 posted on 03/18/2011 8:14:58 AM PDT by nascarnation
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This story has already been posted 44D times.


17 posted on 03/18/2011 8:17:29 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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When snakes bite aren’t they trying to inject venom, not remove something?

More likely the snake died from her licking it.

In any event this story is hugh and series.


19 posted on 03/18/2011 8:17:57 AM PDT by Nonsense Unlimited
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The snake had been watching Liz Taylor in “Cleopatra” and decided to make an asp of itself.


24 posted on 03/18/2011 8:19:33 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Obamacare: Not just dreck. Unconstitutional dreck.)
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She looks like a blow up doll. A REALLY blown up doll.


25 posted on 03/18/2011 8:19:53 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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Gives “Sour Grapes” a whole new meaning.


31 posted on 03/18/2011 8:22:33 AM PDT by Safrguns
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The part about the snake dieing of silicone poisoning is a joke.

First, the snake’s fangs aren’t long enough to get in that far. Second, if he did get in that far to puncture the implant, the model would have been scheduled for surgery to replace it because leaking silicone is A Bad Thing.

Funny, but contrived story ending. Ha, ha.


34 posted on 03/18/2011 8:26:05 AM PDT by savedbygrace (But God.)
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This one is just way too easy. I refuse to post the obvious Seinfled quote.


35 posted on 03/18/2011 8:27:30 AM PDT by Gamecock (The Jesus of the New Testament, who is the world's Saviour, is its Judge as well. J. I. Packer)
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This also happened to Miss Haversham in Dicken’s classic work, `A Tale of Two Titties.’


36 posted on 03/18/2011 8:28:10 AM PDT by tumblindice
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I read a report that says this is not true. It said the woman would have had real problems if the snake had punctured her implant.


38 posted on 03/18/2011 8:29:43 AM PDT by Retired Chemist
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quick, without looking...what color was her shirt?


48 posted on 03/18/2011 8:54:18 AM PDT by RC one ("merchants have no country")
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Man, that looks like “Peaches”, my old inflatable doll.....


51 posted on 03/18/2011 9:01:40 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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I don’t know about silicone poisoning, but back in high school, my girlfriend’s Dad told me I’d die of lead poisoning if he caught me messing with his daughter’s breasts.


53 posted on 03/18/2011 9:27:52 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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