[samtheman]

killed two pirates and captured 13 others

ImamObambam will send money to the families of the 2 dead and will higher hire the 13 others to union organizing positions in states with Republican governors.

(I wish I would learn to proof-read before I post!)

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

higher hire

You, my friend, are an unfortunate victim of Spell Check Syndrome. Symptoms include a false sense of well-being when one fails to see any squiggly lines under the text he just typed. :-)

[bgill]

killed two pirates and captured 13 others

That should have been 15 - 0.