Quickly! We need to build a buttload of trains at the cost of trillions of dollars in taxpayer money!
Trains for what???? Gas chambers???? What is bambi’s hurry?
No, no! We need to use the stimulus money to double the number of TSA lugs at airports and give them generous raises, so there'll be more hands to feel what granny's hiding in her bra, and so they'll pay union wages to Obama's 2012 campaign and they can bring home union-scale wages to their families so they can afford more affordable mortgages!
HF
Don’t forget the windmills.