"Have a happy Kwanzaa, or I'll kill you all"
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Yeah, well, Bush also bought into the scam too. Sad.
Kwanza.... a phony holiday for a phony president.
Makes me sick to think of of both of them.
Sounds familiar...now where have I heard such talk before?
Hey, look at this, I got my umoja working!
This is nothing more than ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag.
Kwanza, indeed.
Except for the fact that no one in Africa (or anywhere else for that matter) celebrates this "holiday" invented by Mr Everett...if you know someone who's originally from Africa (I knew a few engineers of African origin while working for the California Dept of Transportation,) then you know they look at you like you're insane when you wish them a happy kwanzaa.
Not to mention that Swahili was an unknown tongue to and African brought to America with the slave trade. They were from West Africa while Swahli is a mixture of East African dialects and Arabic. They’re not culturally or even physically the same people.Think Akeem Olaijawon vs Manute Bol.
Karenga used to enjoy burning his bitches with a hot curling iron for their alleged poisoning of his food with magic crystals. He’s a bad person, and IIRC, is currently a professor int he Cal St. system.
On the second day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the third day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Three Dixie Chicks.
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the fourth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Four Lenin busts.
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the fifth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Five fel-on-ies.
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the sixth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Six Castro jumpsuits.
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the seventh day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Seven Mao pajamas,
Six Castro jumpsuits,
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
Sounds like Soviet-style utopia.
My mojo umjoa tells me the Keynsian Kenyan is a lying Muslim Foreigner Imposter Marxist.
And my mojo umjoa is never wrong.
And I wish him a rotten Kwanzaa or whatever.
We here in America work “cooperatively” together for mutual self benefit.
The Chinese who built the great wall worked “collectively”... Or their bones were used as chinking.
Kwanzaa is a man made joke perpetrated on a population too stupid to understand what force is require for collectivism to succeed.
"Have a happy Kwanzaa, or I'll kill you all"
“Umoja means unity”
“Yo man, you better umoja your car to me or I’ll umoja you azz with this Glock. And you best not snitch to the cops because we are unit4ed in the struggle. You are just going to have to struggle without your car.”
Phoney president, phoney holiday.