Posted on 12/28/2010 12:04:36 PM PST by La Lydia
Yeah, well, Bush also bought into the scam too. Sad.
Kwanza.... a phony holiday for a phony president.
Makes me sick to think of of both of them.
Sounds familiar...now where have I heard such talk before?
Hey, look at this, I got my umoja working!
This is nothing more than ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag.
Kwanza, indeed.
Except for the fact that no one in Africa (or anywhere else for that matter) celebrates this "holiday" invented by Mr Everett...if you know someone who's originally from Africa (I knew a few engineers of African origin while working for the California Dept of Transportation,) then you know they look at you like you're insane when you wish them a happy kwanzaa.
Not to mention that Swahili was an unknown tongue to and African brought to America with the slave trade. They were from West Africa while Swahli is a mixture of East African dialects and Arabic. They’re not culturally or even physically the same people.Think Akeem Olaijawon vs Manute Bol.
Karenga used to enjoy burning his bitches with a hot curling iron for their alleged poisoning of his food with magic crystals. He’s a bad person, and IIRC, is currently a professor int he Cal St. system.
On the second day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the third day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Three Dixie Chicks.
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the fourth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Four Lenin busts.
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the fifth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Five fel-on-ies.
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the sixth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Six Castro jumpsuits.
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the seventh day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Seven Mao pajamas,
Six Castro jumpsuits,
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
What is the world does Bush have to do with this? Oh, now I get it. You just parachuted in to defend BO. Go back to DU.
I don’t remember Hisphonyness’ Christmas greeting. Did I miss it this year?
Sounds like Soviet-style utopia.
Yeah and you never hear the ACLU complaining about that “holiday”....nonsense really.
Well done!
Got this in an email:
Twas the night before Kwanzaa And all through the ‘hood,
Maulana Karenga was up to no good.
He’d tortured a woman and spent time in jail.
He needed a new scam that just wouldn’t fail.
(”So what if I stuck some chick’s toe in a vice?
Nobody said revolution was nice!”)
The Sixties were over. Now what would he do?
Why, he went back to school — so that’s “Dr.” to you!
He once ordered shootouts at UCLA
Now he teaches Black Studies just miles away.
Then to top it all off, the good Doctor’s new plan
Was to get rid of Christmas and piss off The Man.
Karenga invented a fake holiday.
He called the thing Kwanza. “Hey, what’s that you say?
“You don’t get what’s ‘black’ about Maoist baloney?
You say that my festival’s totally phony?
“Who cares if corn isn’t an African crop?
Who cares if our harvest’s a month or two off?
Who cares if Swahili’s not our mother tongue?
A lie for The Cause never hurt anyone!
“Umoja! Ujima! Kujichagulia, too!
Collectivist crap never sounded so cool!
Those guilty white liberals — easy to fool.
Your kids will now celebrate Kwanzaa in school!”
And we heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight:
“Happy Kwanzaa to all, except if you’re white!”
My mojo umjoa tells me the Keynsian Kenyan is a lying Muslim Foreigner Imposter Marxist.
And my mojo umjoa is never wrong.
And I wish him a rotten Kwanzaa or whatever.
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