The “global warming” name quickly changed to “climate change” right around the same time activists started having anti-global warming marches in Amherst MA...
..in a snowstorm...
As I like to say, global warming? I’m all for it, bring it on! I’m tired of freezing up here!
Ever look out the window as you fly and see just how huge the Earth is, especially out west with all that land? How can little fleas like us greatly affect the world climate with pollution, etc.? And when they say temps have gone up a tenth of a degree—oh boo hoo, I say bump it up a good 20 degrees so I don’t have to shovel 2 feet of snow!
I remember asking myself at the time: "Why don't these people schedule these stupid events in the summer time, so they don't look like @sses when it turns out to be COLD in February?"
Global Warming guru Algore wearing his ever present Nobel medal is seen here en-route to an important scientific conference in Nassau hosted by the UN/IPCC where he was to be the keynote speaker.
Topics on the agenda were to have included Finding a Good Bail Bondsman, Not ALL Criminal Lawyers Are Sharks, Changing Careers for Dummies, You Want Fries With That?, How To Encrypt Emails, The Best Prison Jobs, Getting Along With Your Cellmate and Getting Used to Sleeping On Your Back.
A sudden and unfortunate blast of what the scientist in charge of the conference termed global warming caused the meeting to be rescheduled until Algore can be thawed some time next Spring assuming there will BE one.
Our reporter has learned that the influential conservative web site Free Republic has launched a contribution drive to rent a freezer locker in which to keep Gore for the 10 to 15 years estimated it will take for the so-called mainstream media to begin covering the Climategate story.