Imagine that – a courageous politician! 'Give this woman a victory at the polls!'

Let's see – the election is Tuesday and Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer is on the ballot for re-election.

Brewer plans to attend a court hearing before the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals concerning portions of Senate Bill 1070, the controversial law Arizona passed, and she signed, dealing with illegal aliens in that state.

Not to raise expectations, but I say we pick up 250 House seats! Kidding!

Democrats expect such a depressing Election Night that Chris Matthews's office windows were reportedly nailed shut to keep him from leaping off.

The political climate is so miserable for Democrats that Republicans are leading in CNN polls. In a shocking break with CNN tradition, the GOP's double-digit lead wasn't called "too close to call."

For months, the Democrats' legions of opposition research teams -- officially known as "The Media" -- have worked themselves into a frenzy, cooking up one fake "GOP scandal" after another, the corrupt bastages. All to no avail.

The idiotic push to find "evidence" of Republican candidates cheating on their wives, molesting children -- in other words, behaving like Democrats -- proved such an epic failure, frustrated "reporters" for Alaska's KTVA ended up nailing themselves. In a recorded phone call to the Joe Miller campaign, they were heard conspiring to fabricate stories about Miller, but the tech wizards apparently forgot how to hang up a cell phone.

KTVA general honcho Jerry Bever tried to quell the controversy by confirming the recording was authentic, then claiming "the Miller campaign's analysis of the recording is incorrect in many material ways!" Husband caught cheating tells wife, Honey, your analysis of this is incorrect in sooooo many material ways -- honest!"

KTVA is now so completely discredited, Dan Rather swiftly put in a job application.

Libbies are busy disastrously working through the various stages of grief, beginning in denial (everything's honky dory -- CBS tells me so!) and ending in "acceptance," but the "acceptance" consists of thinking that a shellacking Tuesday is honky dory news for Obama. Getting creamed at the ballot box will be AWESOME! Just wait till you see Obama 2.0!

In other words, it's back to Stage One, "denial." The one big hitch with the 2.0 plan is that it won't work. Liberals seem to think that voters reelected Bill Clinton in '96 because they voted Republican in '94. Voters feared and loathed the Gingrich Congress, goes the theory, so they reelected Clinton. In fact, they feared and loathed the Gingrich Congress so much, they reelected it in '96. Left out of this bit of convenient historical revisionism is that the U.S. economy in '96 was growing gangbusters (the Reagan boom had resumed) and the Republicans had nominated Bob Dole. The current housing mess will take years to resolve and even experts know the economy will still be limping along with high unemployment well into next year and the year after. Obama 2.0 can't trump an economy "growing" 2.0 percent.

Obama last year famously told Rep. Marion Berry that "the big difference here and in '94 was you've got me." And the big difference between '96 and 2012 is that you'll still have Obamanomics.

Anyway, that's...
My Two Cents...
"JohnHuang2"

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