1. I have no opinion unless you, the ACLU, or Hollywood gives it to me. 2. I'm white, therefore I feel guilty about all the racism in this country that I was not part of, and therefore I believe the NAACP, Al Sharpton, and the New Black Panthers are benevolent social organizations whose purpose is to root out the evil of the Tea Party. 3. Although Islam calls for violent Jihad against all non-muslims where ever they are found, I don't believe all 1.2 billion followers really mean it should be taken seriously. 4. Christians are religious zealots who need to be locked up. 5. Jews are attempting to run the entire country. 6. I think all gun owners are red neck hicks and talk show hosts. 7. I'll join the SEIU 'cause I'm not smart enough to find a high paying, low skilled job on my own. 8. I think the NYT, HuffPo, WaPo, MSNBC's Maddow and Olbermann are the standard bearers of proper idealogical thought. 9. I can invent facts and present them as truth for example "Obamacare will not increase your taxes". 10. I think Nancy Pelosi is widely admired, a genius, looking out for Americans of all races, religions and politics. 11. Sarah Palin is the devil incarnate, (I'm not advocating any religion, I’m just saying). 12. Jane Fonda is a patriot, and retired, ex-military or cops are people who are dangerous and should be watched. 13. Illegal’s are just undocumented new citizens who have relocated under less than ideal travel conditions. 14. Pot can cure world hunger; STD's, cancer, infertility, brain damage, and raise IQ's.
If salary is an issue, no worries I’ll be collecting public assistance for the foreseeable future. Lemme know when I can start.
NPR dug their hole now they can climb in and pull the dirt over their heads. This flap also highlighted Soros and his evil. They’re cooked.
You seem to be the ideal candidate. I can see you getting offers from more than just NPR!!!
They have no issues with Mara Liasson or Nina Totenberg.
being on other channels. Fox and MSNBC
NPR is racist.
I am certain the NAACP and Jessie shall defend Juan soon!
Soros gives “The Schill” at Not Primetime Ready radio a million bucks and they throw Juan under the bus. Racism or coincidence?
Format, format, format.
You’re hired!
We’ve got 1.8 million dollars worth of pro-0bama stories to get out as quickly as possible. Is that a problem for you?
Welcome to FR.
The fact that you said “Lemme know when I can start” makes you entirely eligible for NPR quality.
After all, if you spell like this and have passed the US school system than it is likely the learning curve was instituted in your behalf and makes you highly desirable for our uses. In otherwords, we would like to use you.
Please familiarize yourself with the Mother Earth Catalog and the ancient reptile species known as DINOSOROS.
Juan Williams is the upity black man. How dare Juan Williams have an opinion of his own! These upity black people need to be put in their place! Good thing my tax dollars go to NPR to be the overseers of these people. They know how to let these upity black people know what’s what and who’s where. Doesn’t Juan know that he OWES the liberals? Doesn’t he know that he has to be PC: tow the official democratic party line at all times or he is OUT? It’s offensive when a white person thinks for themselves, but it’s really offensive when a black man does it: The Uncle Tom oreo. The only people in this country who get first amendment rights are pornographers.
/sarc, except the last sentence.
Good one! You qualify!
Dear NPR,
I understand I have been excluded from the list of potential Juan Williams replacements, as something from my past has be discovered. I admit I was a member of that hate filled, homophobic, anti-socialist, pro-constitution, rampant praying, group,...the cub scouts. Yes, I admit to even saluting a flag while in my cub Scout uniform and sang the national anthem when I was in little league baseball. I admit this extremist right wing upbringing has probably tainted my view of right and wrong but, if you tell me what I need to do to correct this extremist leaning. I’m sure I can be one of the best reporters you’ll ever have. I understand George Soros will fund (as a public service) my de-programming and therapy. As this obviouse mental defect is viewed as a disability it should be covered by Obamacare and you can claim to hire the mentally handicapped AND veterans, a win-win situation, this even helps bring Obamas job creation numbers up!