The fact that you said “Lemme know when I can start” makes you entirely eligible for NPR quality.
After all, if you spell like this and have passed the US school system than it is likely the learning curve was instituted in your behalf and makes you highly desirable for our uses. In otherwords, we would like to use you.
Please familiarize yourself with the Mother Earth Catalog and the ancient reptile species known as DINOSOROS.
Children mis-guiding American English is a pretty big tell.