But when a freeper like Doughty One is elected President-for-life by write-in, with Red Badger as VP, you people, and the equally benighted denizens of that other rump state Rhode Island, will all be represented in the House by one Representative and in the Senate by one Senator. That's more than fair. 2 rump states. 2 reps.
Neither of these individuals will be elected. They will be appointed by myself, G. Gordon Liddy, and a grouchy conservative utility curmudgeon yet to be named. After coming up with Claiborne Pell, Joe Biden, Mike Castle, and Buddy Cianci, it is obvious that the people of the rump states, Delaware and Rhode Island, can no longer trusted to handle their own affairs.
Too bad the Constitution doesn’t have a “Kicking out of the Union” proviso...............