Posted on 08/28/2010 4:31:03 AM PDT by GQuagmire
OK, Jimmy Carter, thanks for getting this Mattapan moonbat of ours out of North Korea.
After 30 years, you finally freed a hostage.
And a double thank-you for immediately screwing out of town. You saved me from having to lecture you: You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. For once, I didn’t have to ask a has-been pol the eternal question: How can we miss you when you won’t go away?
I’m sorry, but these occasional “humanitarian” missions of yours don’t make up for a lifetime of squalid embraces of the world’s worst tinpot dictators.
And don’t even get me started about your failed presidency, and my 17 percent mortgage that came along with it, not to mention gas lines, stagflation and America Held Hostage.
I’m not saying Carter was an unpopular president, but when he was running for re-election in 1980, he lost Massachusetts to Ronald Reagan.
I still remember Carter’s 1980 TV spots. It was nighttime at the White House. The lights were still on in the Oval Office. You were supposed to think the president was working hard. But the message most people took away was, if this is the disaster we get from 16 hours a day, maybe Mr. Peanut oughta start calling in sick.
I’m sure the knucklehead “missionary” was glad to get out of a North Korean prison. That was the good news. The bad news was, he had to spend the next 15 hours or so on a jet, listening to Jimmy Carter regale him with heartwarming anecdotes about his favorite genocidal dictators.
It’s been a sad time for Jimmy. He still misses his old pal Yasser Arafat. Then there was the late Kim Il Sung - the father of the madman who currently rules North Korea. Back in 1994, Jimmy “brokered” a deal with North Korea to keep them from getting nukes - it cost us $4 billion worth of light water reactors and $100 million worth of oil.
The kneepad press called it a “landmark nuclear disarmament pact.” Now the North Koreans have nuclear weapons. Some landmark.
Carter is, of course, a Nobel Prize winner, like his fellow useless idiots Al Gore and Barack Obama. He pressured the shah of Iran to abdicate, which gave the world the radical regime that is on the verge of joining North Korea in the “landmark nuclear disarmament pact” club.
At least this trip to the workers’ utopia has prevented him from being an “observer” of any elections this week. He “observed” Hamas’ victory in Gaza. He “observed” Hugo Chavez’s recount in Venezuela. Next stop, Alaska?
Ya he carried the pay off cash.what a hero
Jimmy... The worst President in History. Unfortunately, Barry Obama is giving him a run for his money.
There have been four Democrat Presidents since Kennedy.
One resigned because he couldn’t handle a war that he helped start. Jimmy gave you malaise, Clinton gave you White Water and Monica Lewinsky, and Obama has given you the shaft. Your liberal media and weak lefty Republican standard bearers elected all three of them.
You better make sure that you get a conservative Republican to run in 2012.
No...he was an illegal alien. Protecting a country's borders is a legitimate function of sovereignty...no matter how whacked-out the regime running the country.
Mattapan should have to pay the price for his crime.
Jimmuh...mind your own business and go back to farming peanuts in Plains (oops...they don't want you there, either).
A great article! A total accounting of all of Carter’s failures would be longer than the healthcare bill.......
31 years ago he wasn’t an Islamic radical. Today he is a Marxist.
If Jimuh knows one thing, it’s how to kowtow to despots.
Tell us what you really think Howie :)
At least when Carter ruined the country, it was unintentional. Carter was never a student of Cloward-Piven.
Ohhhhh, Howie. That was really good!! Nailed It!!
Uh, Nixon was a Republican, hello
I guess you meant Johnson resigned; no he just plain old quit after killing to get to be President. Be careful what you wish for. Of course the Clintoons are killers also, and Bambi had to have his lovers in the choir executed ...what a great conglomeration of devils.
Howie, you little beauty, you tell it so well!
Uh, he was talking about Johnson, Hello.
Nixon resigned over watergate. hello.
Wasn't Nixon's war...one of Nixon's planks was withdrawal from Viet Nam, the dumb ass, hello.
Don't buy that "Nixon's war" crappola.
Sorry, should have pinged you also to 14
When, oh when, will these useless bags of flesh just GO AWAY....
He’s so boring Kim Il Jong ran off to China when he heard Jimmah was coming over.
“Give him anything he wants! Just send him away before i come home!.
“Kneepad press.” Beauty.
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