Cooking the books on job claims [With a 'recovery' like this, who needs a recession?]

Washington Times ^ | 8/26/10 | House Editorial

[Melchior]

US Government Department of Labor Statistics: Since the advent of the Obama administration anywhere from one to one billion new jobs have been created.

[maica]

***What an idiotic metaphor!***

Exactly! And it proves that Biden’s idea of economic success is not rational. Ships are for commerce. They are supposed to sail on...not hang out in a port.

[Condor51]

Whoopee.
The Admin has nothing on me.

I bought my wife a shiny new Toshiba Laptop fro $499.99, and that created One Gazillion Jobs! It was either that or the new Mouse I also bought for $7.99.

(I'm still crunching the job numbers.)

[M Kehoe]

I quote, you decide

I've decided: 0bamanomics is an EPIC FAIL!

Good morning. Long time no see.

5.56mm

[b4its2late]

[b4its2late]

Biden likes to lie?

[Alamo-Girl]

Jeepers. Thank you so very much for all these quotes!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Actually, the ship doesn’t have to risk “wandering out to sea” because they got a government stimulus grant to sit in port and load and unload Chevy Volts. They’re not going anywhere anyway.

[Ron C.]

Hey JH2... thanks for the great juxtaposition of truth versus fiction!

You just provided conclusive proof that Biden, Obama, and their sycophantic leftist media conspirators are congenital liars, cut from the same corrupt communist cloth that has driven all socialist countries into bankruptcy, around the entire world.

Not to draw too fine a point on it however - we know they are abject failures, and would likely be tossed out of office at some point not far away.

But, hang on... expect our dictator-in-waiting to declare a 'National Emergency that simply precludes further elections,' and declares that he must stay in office to 'steer the nation through the perilous times it finds itself facing.'

(Followed quickly, of course, by Marshal Law, nationalization of all media, and 'Federal Troops' (FEMA) telling everyone what they can and cannot do on a daily basis.)

I very much hope that I'm very mistaken... but, just such a fate is, I fear, not at all too far-fetched.

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

He can declare anything he wants,,,

There is not enough troops or cops to enforce Martial Law...

[tdscpa]

We fired some shots across the bow of that great ship of state to force it back to port, but we accidentally hit it and it sunk.

However, we did create hundreds of jobs rebuilding it, and will create more jobs in the replacement of the crew.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

O Captain My Captain
a poem by Walt Whitman

O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

[dokmad]

As usual, JH2 sums it up!!