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Transcript: Obama's emergency Christian press conference (satire)
ExurbanLeague.com ^ | August 20, 2010 | Jon

Posted on 08/20/2010 3:01:42 PM PDT by inkling

President Obama: Let be be perfectly clear: I am a Christian. I am not a Muslim. Period.

Mark Knoller, CBS News: Mr. President, what's with the hat?

Obama: Oh, this? It's a mitre. Many Christian leaders wear a mitre – bishops, popes and whatnot. Being a Christian myself, I happen to wear one from time to time. This one looks a little different due to the presidential seal, but it's just a Christian mitre.

Major Garrett, Fox News: Mr. President, although you have repeatedly stated that you are a Christian, do you bear any responsibility for the Muslim rumors? You do, in fact, have some early-childhood history with Islam, and your name, Barack Hussein Obama...

Obama: Barry. Call me Barry.

Garrett: Um, Mr. President?

Obama: "Barry," go ahead.

Garrett: Mr. President... um... Barry... And in your historic Cairo speech, you reached out to the Muslim world by...

Obama: Just so everyone knows, that other name is very formal. When I was growing up, all – and I mean all – my friends called me Barry. I consider all of you to be my friends. And the American people. Seriously everyone, just call me Barry from now on.

Garrett: So is your name officially "Barry Hussein Ob...

Obama: Hallelujah.

Garrett: Excuse me, Mr. President?

Obama: Barry Hallelujah. Rolls off the tongue a little better. I love singing those old hymns of the Christian church. And the new ones. Love 'em!

Jake Tapper, ABC News: President Barry Hallelujah Obama. Is this a permananent change?

Obama: It's a nickname, Jake, no big deal, just... you don't need to be using that other name so much...

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: mosque; muslim; obama; satire

1 posted on 08/20/2010 3:01:44 PM PDT by inkling
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To: inkling

LOL - The Smoking Snout.


2 posted on 08/20/2010 3:07:15 PM PDT by GnuHere
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To: inkling

Excellent!


3 posted on 08/20/2010 3:25:31 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ( VIVA la SB 1070!)
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To: inkling
Why do people think 0bama is a Muslim?

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4 posted on 08/20/2010 3:33:29 PM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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To: Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!

ping


5 posted on 08/20/2010 3:35:07 PM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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To: TigersEye

for reference...


6 posted on 08/20/2010 3:47:25 PM PDT by EverOnward
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To: inkling

Oh and to add to my marvelous achievements, I am also going to be ordained into the Church of Whatshappeningnow!


7 posted on 08/20/2010 5:04:55 PM PDT by celtic gal
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