Coffee from cat droppings clean enough for Muslims

Breitbart.com ^ | July 20, 2010

[SloopJohnB]

Indonesia's top Islamic body declared Tuesday that Muslims can drink civet coffee—the world's most expensive coffee, which is extracted from the dung of civet cats.

[SloopJohnB]

Confirms what I always suspected they are full of.

Cake and coffee: great combo!

Kitty Litter Box Cake

Recipe courtesy fabulous foods.com (with modifications):

1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large packages vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared
1 large package vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Roll candies

1 new used kitty litter pan
1 new used kitty litter pan liner
1 new used pooper scooper

[beethovenfan]

I always knew Muslims ate $hit.

[Psycho_Bunny]

.............but DOGS are “unclean” animals.

[Doogle]

"I mixed mine with pig droppings"

[red tie]

"Coffee from cat droppings clean enough for Muslims"

Hear, Hear!!

[Sleeping Freeper]

The replies to this post are going to be fun to watch!

[Y2Bogus]

This, but they can’t eat bacon?

[Kakaze]

God forbid they sit next to a “Seeing Eye” dog.........but show them a pile of cat crap and they will turn it into a steaming mug!

[econjack]

Nothin’ like a good cup of crap in the morning...

[SloopJohnB]

== "I mixed mine with pig droppings" ==

**Wiping coffee off my computer monitor**

[FrankR]

I heard a muslim who runs a convenience store telling someone they don't eat ham products because "pigs are dirty animals, they eat anything, even $hi+".

They won't eat pigs who eat it, but they will drink it directly from cat $hi+.

That, on top of wiping with their bare hands, is enough to send me in the opposite direction from them.

[ReneeLynn]

Juan Valdez just traded in his burro for gatos. Ah, that rich Columbian cat poop.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Cake and coffee: great combo!

As long as it's a sheet cake.

[gundog]

I’ve got a friend that’s a cat person. His sister bought him a new litter box, and cleaning utensils and presented it to him half full of Grape-Nuts and Almond Roca. Disgustingly realistic.

[a fool in paradise]

Kitty PING!

[RedMDer]

That explains the ‘crazy as cat sh*t’ behaviour.

[Texas Songwriter]

"Go ahead, try it."

It's.....good."

"It's good!?" "Phil, do you know what a Philistine is?"

"Yes."

"Go ahead, Bob, give 'em the spheel."

My name is Dave."

"That's right."

From the Bucket List.

[reagan_fanatic]

Makes perfect since, since your typical muslim is full of sh_t anyway.

[muleskinner]

The question is, who discovered this in the first place and why?

[Juan Medén]

Hey, careful. Juan is my primo ; )