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German fans want revenge grilling of oracle octopus
Washington Post ^ | July 8, 2010 | Erik Kirschbaum

Posted on 07/08/2010 9:06:57 AM PDT by La Lydia

BERLIN - Some Germans are calling for a public roasting of the oracle octopus who correctly picked the winner of all six of their national soccer team's World Cup matches -- including a bitter defeat to Spain on Wednesday. Paul, a two-year-old octopus in a German aquarium, turned into a global celebrity for his uncanny ability to predict the winner of all Germany's matches -- even a group stage defeat to Serbia and an ousting by Spain in the semi-finals....

Not an ordinarily superstitious people, Germans became believers in Paul's possible psychic powers. The country was shocked and distraught when he picked Spain to win after tipping German wins over Argentina, England, Ghana and Australia.

German newspapers and websites were filled with suggestions of what to do with Paul -- most involved cooking and eating him...

Paul's picks have become news across Germany and around the world. German networks have had live reports on Paul's picks.

On Friday, Paul will tip the winner of Saturday's Germany-Uruguay match for third place as well as the winner of the Spain-Netherlands final on Sunday. Networks in Germany, Spain and the Netherlands are planning live coverage....

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Germany
KEYWORDS: fans; ftbol; german; germany; grilling; mundial; octopus; oracle; peta; revenge; soccer; want; worldcup
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Poor thing. See also: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2547538/posts
1 posted on 07/08/2010 9:07:01 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: La Lydia

“Ice cold sushi for breakfast” ~ Skipper, Madagascar Penguins. :)


2 posted on 07/08/2010 9:08:40 AM PDT by littleharbour
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To: Berlin_Freeper; raybbr; spetznaz

Octoping


3 posted on 07/08/2010 9:08:47 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: La Lydia

4 posted on 07/08/2010 9:11:02 AM PDT by eclecticEel (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness: 7/4/1776 - 3/21/2010)
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Gee, the Octopus doesn't look Jewish.
5 posted on 07/08/2010 9:14:41 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Obama, Pelosi and Reid, the Axis of Fascism...)
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To: littleharbour

Give him to Rico (World class psycho)

Probably one of the best child safe cartoons out there BTW.


6 posted on 07/08/2010 9:15:53 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: eclecticEel

There is a darling picture of him at the link I posted, which, I think, shows his good side and is more flattering.


7 posted on 07/08/2010 9:16:23 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: La Lydia

"We shall defend the octopus! Unless he picks Holland next time!"

8 posted on 07/08/2010 9:17:13 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: La Lydia

German revenge grilling is a hair-trigger thing...


9 posted on 07/08/2010 9:19:25 AM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: La Lydia

When you are done pinging to gloat after the fact, you might want to consider that Paul is going to predict *both* games on Friday.

;)


10 posted on 07/08/2010 9:19:40 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: La Lydia

11 posted on 07/08/2010 9:20:41 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("What did the English ever give you? Muffins and a burnt White House. ")
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To: Berlin_Freeper

This was not a gloat ping, it was a courtesy ping. :)


12 posted on 07/08/2010 9:21:41 AM PDT by La Lydia
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I'm sure. Because you are just so courteous.
13 posted on 07/08/2010 9:24:40 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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Now here is a REAL gloat ping: La Reina Sofia en the locker room with the Spanish equipo, including Puyol dressed only in a towel.

http://www.que.es/deportes/futbol/mundial-sudafrica-2010/201007081630-reina-sofia-felicita-jugadores-seleccion.html


14 posted on 07/08/2010 9:26:32 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: La Lydia

Live by the gloat ping, die by the gloat ping. ;)


15 posted on 07/08/2010 9:28:47 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: La Lydia

First, boil it in a large pot with a large onion. When you stick a fork through the onion easily, dump the octopus into a strainer.

Wash under cold water removing the skin. Cut tentacles into pieces 1” tio 2” long. Throw away the heads and beaks.

Heat good olive oil in a large frying pan. Add chopped garlic to taste. Sautee garlic until you can smell it cooking. Add octopus and toss, stir frying.

Add paprika, salt and fresh ground black pepper to taste, incorporating into octpus. Serve immediately.

That’s my Pops’ recipe for Octopus, Portuguese Style [made every Christmas Eve]. Shoukld work for German octopus, too.


16 posted on 07/08/2010 9:31:35 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: La Lydia

Somehow I never expected the Beast to be a cephalopod.


17 posted on 07/08/2010 9:35:01 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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Hey, don't kill the messenger. If this Octopus is correct, just bet based on his picks and visit your money in the bank!!! Jeesh.

And just google octopus + intelligence, they're brilliant. Obviously smarter than any soccer fan. Who watches that stupid sport?

18 posted on 07/08/2010 9:52:29 AM PDT by Jabba the Nutt (Are they insane, stupid or just evil?)
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To: La Lydia
Rather than grilling the octopus, the Germans should be grilling the coach.

The Germans never seemed to press the Spaniards. All the commentators in the pre-game shows said that Germany needed to attack Spain in order to win. They never did that, it seemed to me.

The Spaniards are a beautiful team to watch.

19 posted on 07/08/2010 9:54:40 AM PDT by FReepaholic (The problem is they do not fear us.)
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To: eclecticEel
Here's Paul picking the evil, arrogant, cheating Spanish:


20 posted on 07/08/2010 10:01:25 AM PDT by Jabba the Nutt (Are they insane, stupid or just evil?)
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