Posted on 06/13/2010 12:39:05 AM PDT by Qbert
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I don't know which is worse with Reid and co.: their corruption or their ineptness. Either way, DLTDHYAOTWO!
Why aren’t these people in jail?
I’m afraid the more I learn about the reality of US politics, I realise that you don’t have a Republic or a proper Democracy, you have a Kleptocracy, a Mobocracy. All the big city Dem parties are run by Gangsters apparently. It’s time the Repubs let the FBI loose on them, but I suppose a lot of the Repubs don’t have clean hands either. Whatever happened to the last great hope for the free world?
The DA’s are all political.
“I’m afraid the more I learn about the reality of US politics, I realise that you don’t have a Republic or a proper Democracy, you have a Kleptocracy, a Mobocracy. All the big city Dem parties are run by Gangsters apparently. It’s time the Repubs let the FBI loose on them, but I suppose a lot of the Repubs don’t have clean hands either. Whatever happened to the last great hope for the free world?”
Reid, Obama, etc. came to power promising to sweep out the Culture of Corruption, and instead it’s only gotten worse- sorry, but it’s their time to pay now.
And as for both sides doing it- I say let the FBI loose and let the chips fall where they may...
Whoa! Hold on there. Last time we "let the FBI loose" we got Ruby Ridge and Waco.
Well maybe they could do that to Congress.
One name...Rhodes development.
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