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To: SunkenCiv

Soooo, like there’s an infinite number of parallel realities where polygamy is legal, I am a billionaire, and I am married to Jenna Jameson, Pam Anderson, and the Mord Sith Girl on Legend of the Seeker. . .Kewl!

parsy, who wonders if he can get a loan from the rich parsy’s. . .


51 posted on 04/14/2010 9:12:29 PM PDT by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal

Sorry, but polygamy is illegal here. That hasn’t stopped *me* from marrying Jenna Jameson, Pamela Anderson, and the Mord Sith Girl.

OTOH, you can *still* use the next few years establishing a long-lost fake relative who carries a large insurance policy (benefits are tax-free) with you as the beneficiary, find a corrupt (or blackmailable) coroner to sign the fake death certificate, inter nothing (preferably overseas, claim he wanted to be buried next to his WWII buddies where they fought and died in France), if this part of the deception is ever exposed, express outrage that you were bamboozled and betrayed by foreign crooks, none of whom can be traced (because they too never existed), and just sit back and, well, okay, I was lying about being married, so you could give them a shot after all...


55 posted on 04/15/2010 5:00:22 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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