[HighlyOpinionated]

Under the "reform," the new National Medical Device Registry (toothbrushes to artificial joints must be "registered") is authorized to conduct "post market device surveillance activities on implantable medical devices."

Toothbrushes are medical devices? Who knew? Whoever wrote this bill is mentally ill.

[HiTech RedNeck]

At least nobody implants a toothbrush. Unless in someone else as a shiv....