Obama searching for teleprompter.
Posted on 02/10/2010 2:49:51 AM PST by JohnHuang2
After President Obama left the White House briefing room today, his press secretary, Robert Gibbs, held up a surprise of his own, literally: a scribbled list of items on his hand, in an obvious mocking of Sarah Palin’s weekend crib sheet at the Tea Party Convention. Continues...
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Gibbs mimics Andrea Mitchell; Sarahcuda eats their boss's lunch
Approximately 3 seconds after Sarah Palin's keynote speech to the Tea Party convention in Nashville (no wait -- less than 2 seconds), Democrat consultant Bob Shrum attacked Palin as a "merchant of hate" for opposing Obama's insane agenda. Luckily for him, Shrum's dispassionate, policy-based analysis was only carried by MSNBC, so nobody saw or heard him make a fool of himself.
Liberals at MSNBC apparently still think Shrum has lots of credence, having been the principle architect of John Kerry's 31-state defeat to 'moron' George W. Bush.
Going into a paroxysm of intestinal colic, Andrea Mitchell attacked Palin for writing notes on her hand during the speech, alleging this proves Palin's not as smart as Obama, who gets by with just a pair of screens that tell him what to say to a class of sixth graders.
Mitchell whined that it's not fair for Palin to make an issue of the TelePrompted Obama's reliance on machines to instruct him on what to say and how to use a men's room urinal, since she relied on hand notes this one time. If rumor has it correctly, the hag's 'brilliant' husband Alan Greenspan relies on hand notes himself. Every night, "Check Andrea Mitchell for rigor mortis."
Media liberals spent the whole weekend attacking Palin and writing her off as irrelevant and impotent, then followed up on Monday and Tuesday by running countless broadcast and cable segments denouncing Palin and writing her off as irrelevant and impotent.
In another breathless display of liberal tolerance, Palin was attacked by sports columnist Mike Lupica as impotent and of having "delusions of grandeur if she thinks she can be President." Being a sports columnist, Lupica has delusions of being male.
Mark Halperin of TIME dismissed Palin as irrelevant and of having "far less support in the country at large than the gullible Old Media seems to understand or suggest." He then rushed to appear on the Sunday edition of ABC's World News, maintaining that Palin is irrelevant and impotent! He said, "let's say she's got tens of millions of followers as does the Tea Party movement, that does not make a national winning coalition."
When none of this deeply thoughtful, anti-Palin media agit-poop seemed to work, libbies issued dire warnings to Republicans that irrelevant and impotent Palin -- with her tens of millions of 'followers' -- could potentially undermine the entire GOP! We liberals care deeply about the health of the GOP! Trust us!
John Brennan yesterday took some time off from botching up counterterrorism to write a crybaby op-ed complaining about criticism that he's botching up counterterrorism. The whiny screed pops up just days after Palin's speech criticizing the decision to Mirandize Abdulmutallab's "accused" underwear, so I'm sure it had nothing to do with Palin's speech.
From Andrea Mitchell, whose face looks strikingly like the lunar landscape, to Andrew Sullivan, who dwells on the moon, to the Four Corpsemen of the Hypocrilypse -- Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Joe Scarborough, David Shuster -- the poor scared little things! His lunatic Trig Truther theory discredited, Sullivan moved from investigating Bristol's belly to now obsessing about her mother's physique, accusing Palin of being "Coughlin with boobs." Sullivan has delusions of growing a set.
Having gotten himself so wee-wee'd up over Palin's speech, Obama can't stay on message even with the TelePrompTer, yapping about his failed healthcare fetish on Sunday, then Monday it's about jobs, then it's back to crappy healthcare "reform" in the afternoon. One Palin speech and hapless Obama's stricken with bladder control problems for a week. Then yesterday it was Obama's Grand Strategy for dealing with Palin, consisting of sending a dorky press secretary to prove his manhood by attacking the girl with his grocery list scrawled on his hand, likely with indelible ink. Oh dear. I'm sure the Moose-hunting, pistol-packin' frontiersmama is weeping in her mommy's arms after this gut-buster.
As the White House's fierce Axelrod of Weasels try repeating the great success they didn't have 'delegitimizing' Fox News, poor Hussein is flailing about, he just got his entire rear end handed to him as a warm-up act by the plain-speaking, self-reliant, tax-cutting, pro-life, pro-gun, pro-drilling Governor, Mayor, Hockey-mom Sarahcuda from Wasilla. Obama has had a phenomenal first year.
Anyway, that's...
My Two Cents...
"JohnHuang2"
Wednesday-morning ping! Have a nice day, y’all!
Obama searching for teleprompter.
IF Uh_bummer wrote something on his hand it would be, oh yea they aren’t commies, my name is Uh_bummer..
growing up, i never thought i would feel embarrassed to be an American. but, here i am. what an @sshat!
As always, a fun read.
The MSM would do better to analyze what Sarah said, her ideas and solutions, compare them to Obama’s lack thereof. But no. With no legitimate argument, you reach in the bottom of the bag for ad hominem. So predictable. So stupid. Like blaming Bush for everything from global warming to the panties bomber, it’s old. The public will stop listening, and Sarah will win because she has ideas, common sense, and she’s the pulse of this nation.
The general dumb public isn’t dumb. They see the shrinking pay check and know what/who’s behind it. And they don’t like Obama. All those polls saying his popularity remains intact are more media hot air. Stand in any parking lot, swear out loud, and whoever’s passing by nods in agreement. Obama.
thank you John
Here are Gibbs loyal "Press Corpse" guffawing in delight.
Dear Biased Liberal Psychopaths,
A woman with six little words scribbled on her hand, who then delivers a near hour long speech from the podium to a thousand people......
Is not the same as a this......a sitting Chief Executive who can't appear before grade schoolers without the White House Communications Agency (WHCA) setting up this nonsense.
If you live in glass houses....................
I'm not embarrassed in the least to be an American. But the Gibbs-Axlerod-Obama axis gives me a tired feeling in my butt.
Well spoken, JohnHuang2. That was worth a lot more than two cents.
I’m glad the Dims aren’t capable of learning anything. That’s why they’re going to be dumped on the ash heap of history.
The Four Corpseman.... LOL... you crack me up John.
Thanks for the chuckle to start my day.
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