The shark isn't chasing him. It just SPIT HIM OUT!
As we all know, sharks are MAN eaters. No self-respecting shark would stoop to eat this limp-wristed, narcissistic, effete metro sexual. That he was later attacked and eaten by CARP went unreported by the lamestream media.
29 posted on 01/01/2010 11:51:14 AM PST by Dick Bachert
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