[OldDeckHand]

Have we lost our collective minds?

Here's a scenario...

DRIVER: I'd like to change my driver's license from male to female.

LICENSE CLERK: But sir, you're dressed as a man.

DRIVER: No I'm not. I'm dressed as an ugly woman. I'm an ugly woman, trapped in the body of a man, you homophobe.

LICENSE CLERK: I'm sorry. I am a homophobe. Don't have me fired

DRIVER: Thank you. Now, give me my license so I can spend the rest of my afternoon in the ladies locker room, with my now female driver's license.

End scene.

[Bigh4u2]

A little change:

DRIVER: I'd like to change my driver's license from male to female.

LICENSE CLERK: But sir, you're dressed as a man.

DRIVER: No I'm not. I'm dressed as an ugly woman a Lesbian. I'm an ugly woman a Lesbian, trapped in the body of a man, you homophobe.

LICENSE CLERK: I'm sorry. I am a homophobe. Don't have me fired

DRIVER: Thank you. Now, give me my license so I can spend the rest of my afternoon in the ladies locker room, with my now female driver's license.

:0)

[the OlLine Rebel]

“I’m dressed as an ugly woman”

Cue the Helen Thomas pictures....