To: OldDeckHand
A little change:
DRIVER: I'd like to change my driver's license from male to female.
LICENSE CLERK: But sir, you're dressed as a man.
DRIVER: No I'm not. I'm dressed as an ugly woman a Lesbian. I'm an ugly woman a Lesbian, trapped in the body of a man, you homophobe.
LICENSE CLERK: I'm sorry. I am a homophobe. Don't have me fired
DRIVER: Thank you. Now, give me my license so I can spend the rest of my afternoon in the ladies locker room, with my now female driver's license.
:0)
15 posted on
12/30/2009 10:50:01 AM PST by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Bigh4u2
DRIVER: No I'm not. I'm dressed as an ugly woman a Lesbian. I'm an ugly woman a Lesbian, trapped in the body of a man, you homophobe.The dreams of Lindsey Graham...
25 posted on
12/30/2009 8:57:08 PM PST by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Don't eat your dog; eat obnoxious, liberal humans to save the planet!)
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