Al Gore reads his Global Warming poem to CNN Reporter

CNN ^ | 12-10-09

[Snickering Hound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbBhMnlXBTE

[Irenic]

Gore the goob...

[Blind Eye Jones]

Gore’s poem:

I’m rich, rich, rich...

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

OMG! I think I just hurt myself laughing so furiously! Hope it goes viral!

[almcbean]

Here’s another poem from another Al:

I dropped an ice cube on the floor
It rolled across and under a door
I did not think to go and retrieve
What I saw later I couldn’t believe
I thought I’d find the cube intact
Instead I found a puddle in fact
There’s no other explanation I can find
Except that this was caused by humankind
Ice melts, polar bears die, our children cry out “why”
Global warming deniers are nothing but rubes
If they ignore the lesson of the melting ice cube

[240B]

Geesh what a putz.

This guy(who invented the internt, btw) is loony. He really doesn’t know how silly he is.

[who knows what evil?]

Whoever was doing the Gore voice nailed it...LOLOL!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

There once was a bore named Al,
Who thought he was Gaia’s pal.
He wrote his own poem
And said, “That’ll show ‘em!”
But all thought it very banal.

[marstegreg]

I have to admit, Beck made me laugh about this too. It was the most ridiculous poem I have ever heard from a grown-up.
I can’t believe he had the guts to read it out loud. He must be desperate if he’s willing to pull that cat out of his bag. I wouldn’t use it unless there was nothing, and I mean nothing, left to use.

[hgro]

Gore is a shameless piece of excrement.

[hgro]

Gore is a shameless piece of excrement.

[reagandemocrat]

Well played.

[who knows what evil?]

To think, this idiot was almost president. Geez!

Democrats should all be on their knees tonight thanking 'Gaia' that Bush 'stole' the elction from this jackass...ROTFLMAO!!! This has got to go viral!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Thank you.

And to think—half of this country once voted for him for President.

[who knows what evil?]

I wouldn’t use it unless there was nothing, and I mean nothing, left to use.

Actually; he and his cronies stand to lose BILLIONS...that is why he has sunk to this level. He is pandering to John Stewart's audience...

[Bad Jack Bauer]

That was beautiful!*sniff* *sniff*

[fhayek]

I have seen a lot of comparisons between Volgons and Al Gore lately. Both believe in destruction of the planet. Both are terrible poets, and both are insufferable bureaucrats. Keep your towel handy.

[marstegreg]

He is pandering to John Stewart’s audience...

I don’t think even John Stewart will not let him off the hook on this one. If he hears it, he will not stop laughing for a week! I don’t agree with him, but he is too good a comedian to let this one slide.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

There once was a moron named Gore,
Who preached about what was in store,
If we didn’t refrain,
He always complains
But we know Gore has boogers for brains!

[Mrs. B.S. Roberts]

Here’s the Vogon poetry link....

[Mrs. B.S. Roberts]

“Beck just played this on his radio show...the entire staff was cracking up.”

I was listening. I, too, was cracking up. I practically had tears of laughter running down my face. People walking past my cubicle at work must have been wondering what was up...
The sad thing is that Algore was being SERIOUS reading that goshdarnawful “poem”...