Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 12/10/2009 9:05:19 AM PST by Snickering Hound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbBhMnlXBTE
You are kidding? Right?
Beck just played this on his radio show...the entire staff was cracking up.
Gore is certifiable. In a real world he would be laughed into oblivion...
Did the CNN reporter get a tingle up his leg?
I was listening to that and almost wet myself I was laughing so hard! Who on Beck’s show does the Gore impression? Pat? It’s too funny!!!!!
Hysterical. The comments on YouTube are shredding him.
bumpforlater.
“A floating continent disappears in the midnight sun”
This is a farce, right?
A poem for Al
Warming effects the atmosphere,
Warming effects what is near and dear.
Warming effects the trees and grass,
And you Al Gore can kiss my A$$.
I just heard him read it on the Beck show.
Send it to everyone you know.
This alone could destroy the Global Warming farce and rid us of Al Gore for ever!
WARMERFUL COPENHAGEN
Tune: "Wonderful Copenhagen"
Warmerful, warmerful Copenhagen
Climate gatekeepers in town
We will say it's hot
Even when it's not
We will pass the gas around
In warmerful, warmerful Copenhagen
Putting the foolish in fuel
Now I'm turning green
Getting sick, I mean
Singing Copenhagen
Warmerful, warmerful
Copenhagen is cool!
I flew on my private jet
To pay off my climate debt
Meeting Algore for cocktails today
And there he stands, waiting for me
With a welcome so warm if I pay
Warmerful, warmerful Copenhagen . . .
Warmerful, warmerful Copenhagen
Climate gatekeepers in town
We will say it's hot
Even when it's not
We will pass the gas around
In warmerful, warmerful Copenhagen
Putting the foolish in fuel
Now I'm turning green
Getting sick, I mean
Singing Copenhagen
Warmerful, warmerful
Copenhagen is cool!
WHY IT'S GETTING WARM
Tune: "Riders on the Storm"
Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Is it hotter than the norm
Or just turning back to form
Gore would sound the warning horn
And make cars that run on corn
Why it's getting warm
There's an inconsistent flaw
In his scientific law
There's not one single cause
For why an iceberg thaws
The conclusion that he draws
Is giving us guffaws
An inconsistent flaw
Gore, you incoherent goof
Gore, you incoherent goof
It doesn't take a sleuth
To see your lack of proof
Here's an inconvenient truth
It's still freezing in Duluth
You incoherent goof
Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Is it hotter than the norm
Or just turning back to form
Gore would sound the warning horn
And make cars that run on corn
Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm . . .
To think, this idiot was almost president. Geez!
When a bear gores in the woods, the grass grows, and the rains soak gore into the ground, deeper and deeper, winding oozing, eating worms twisting in an orgy of gore transforming, an ever growing warming.
What a joke.
ROBERT HEINLEIN
Okay, here is my initial try:
There was once a man from Tennessee
Who liked to read and write poetry,
But when he appeared on CNN,
much to his chagrin,
He became the laughingstock of the whole country.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2393974/posts?page=23
Isn't it absolutely RIDIUCLOUS?
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