[john in springfield]

Here’s what I envision:

Nurse: “Do you have any guns in the home?”

Me: “How often do you have sex?”

Nurse: “WHAT?”

Me: “Well, since you’re asking questions that are entirely none of your business, I thought you wouldn’t mind answering the same kind of questions.”

[Mongeaux]

Okay, but you try asking that one on your own time. Whenever you bring a kid to the ER it’s like being in front of judge, jury and executioner.

[Red in Blue PA]

Excellent.....I will have to remember that one.