[Mongeaux]

A few years ago I had to bring one of my kids to the ER at the local hospital. Turns out she had a UTI. So the admitting nurse is asking me a bunch of questions off a list. Then she gets to this one: "Do you have any guns in the home?"

"What?" I asked.

"Do you have any guns in the home?"

"What does that have to do with my daughter's temperature?"

"We have to ask it."

"And I won't answer it. None of your business."

To her credit she just shrugged and moved on. Suddenly everything's a health issue.

[john in springfield]

Here’s what I envision:

Nurse: “Do you have any guns in the home?”

Me: “How often do you have sex?”

Nurse: “WHAT?”

Me: “Well, since you’re asking questions that are entirely none of your business, I thought you wouldn’t mind answering the same kind of questions.”

[WOBBLY BOB]

...and if you have a smoking gun in the house...23 times more dangerous!!