Posted on 11/10/2009 10:33:39 AM PST by Mac from Cleveland
(Sung to the tune of "It Had to be You")
Jihad to be you-
Jihad to be you.
I wandered around,
mowin' folks down
'cause their beliefs were untrue
And that just won't do-
so their lives are through.
Man, it felt good,
terrorizing Fort Hood--
and the United States, too!
Oh, yeah the Army could see
I had a lot wrong with me.
I'm an Islamist nut!
and they knew that-but-
No one followed through.
'cause their career would be over-
yeah, they would have been screwed.
They don't mind soldiers murdered
But they’re not allowed to be rude.
Jihad to be you
Defenseless you-
Jihad to be you!
Your political correctness
gives Muslims a laugh
Now you've got "diversity"
Along with flags at half staff.
Jihad to be you
Idiot you-
Jihad to be you!
Yeah, I emptied nine clips-
with "Allahu Akbar!” on my lips.
A five-year old kid,
Who heard what I did
probably would have a clue-
But your media clowns
have turned a blind eye
It’s all very clear,
But they still ask “Why?”
Jihad to be you
Ignorant you-
Jihad to be you!
Yes, I am quite devout
But a guy still needs to get out.
Give some strippers a glance-
Maybe get a lap dance
And have a cocktail or two.
Or stare at girls legs
Eat some bacon and eggs-
Things I’m forbidden to do.
Curse, you America!
You’re the great Satan
You’re busy kissing our asses
While we’re busy hating
Jihad to be you
Infidel you-
Jihad to be you!
Our victory plan’s plain-
Just ask “Barack Hussein"
He’ll lead your country to ruin
And then, pretty soon
You’ll bow to Mecca, too.
Your self-imposed weakness
Gives us a thrill
If you don’t defend yourselves,
Then who the hell will?
Jihad to be you
Dhimmified you-
Jihad to be you!
I hope both Hasan and John Muhammad are intensely feeling the personal results of their “glorious jihad” today. I suspect they are.
Great job!
ping
Why make up some silly jingle about this guy? There is no humor in this situation. Military families are in mourning right now. Sheesh.
Bump
Kind of tasteless to post, especially right when the memorial service is going on.
Really, dude, think before posting.
Don’t forget, when John Muhammad was in the Army (or National Guard), he lobbed a incendiary grenade into a tent when in Saudi during Desert Storm in 1991—he also stole an M16 in Germany earlier.
The PC wankers let him slide—so instead of a 30 year stretch in Leavenworth, or a hemp necklace, which he should have gotten for the grenade incident, he was free to shoot up the DC area in 2002 (I was living/working in Md. at the time—living in Maryland blows bad enough without having a sniper roaming around as an added feature)
I love the US military-I spent 8 proud years in the Marine Corps myself (Happy 234th birthday today, USMC!)but I have to say, they are near-fatally infested with PC idiocy—they have been for 40 plus years as far as race goes-20 plus years as far as gender goes, and now the whole Islam insanity.
I only hope I live long enough to see the backlash-and that it’s a good one when it happens. It’ll be long overdue.
If you think that I’m just trying to be funny, then you’re even denser than you sound. I’m in mourning too-as a veteran and an American. As sad as I am, I’m even angrier at the mindset that allowed this scumbag to do what he did. (and will be in place, no doubt, allowing the next incident to happen). A satirical rant is probably safer for me to post than how I seriously feel about the Ft. Hood massacre-which would probably get me banned from FR.
Agreed.
Satire: n.
1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
Outrage:n
1. a powerful feeling of resentment or anger aroused by something perceived as an injury, insult, or injustice.
Over one’s head, (Idiom)
a. beyond one’s comprehension, ability, or resources.
Stupid and tasteless.
Satire is like karaoke...
Many imagine themselves to have talent rarely supported by public opinion.
I’ve posted, in the last few days, how I really feel—and I’ve also seen the whole rigamarole of the media excusing it-smearing Ft. Hood soldiers as prone to violence, BO giving his smiling “shout out”—and his walled city inside the base, built for him as he finally visits. My sadness is outweighed by the outrage of this—it wasn’t a plane crash or a hurricane-THOSE are “tragedies”. This was enabled by PC insanity—and I doubt, from the way it’s playing out, that it’s going to be fixed before it happens again.
As far as what I “plan to do about it now”—what in Christ’s name do you have in mind,specifically, nimrod? Please enlighten me, Engorged. Tell me what you’re going to do.
Who are you-Charlie Chan?
Some people liked it-I'm guessing you didn't. Sorry 'bout that, hombre.
As for what next? Keep listening / reading for the truth and spread the word far and wide about this shit hole and what he was up to prior to his murder spree. Obviously not going to hear it on the lame stream, make sure the whole story comes out.
Oh yeah, your poem / song still sucked and was stupid and tasteless.
Well, I guess you’re the duty expert on “sucking”....
“If you think that I’m just trying to be funny, then you’re even denser than you sound.”
To each his own, Mac. Call me dense, no big deal on this end. But I don’t recall satirical songs written about 9-11. Some things are just too painful to write satirical, silly, songs about. And btw, it just wasn’t very good.
I doubt he wrote it any way.
Wow - you sure know how to win converts: call them dense!
I still think your jingle is tasteless and the timing was poor.
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