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The best solution is to air-drop mountain lions on them.:-)
1 posted on 10/27/2009 9:38:07 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Where the heck is Sasquatch when you need him?


2 posted on 10/27/2009 9:39:22 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Did they get their Obama t-shirts sweaty?


3 posted on 10/27/2009 9:39:36 AM PDT by wac3rd (Felipe Calderon supports the public option.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Don’t the people being rescued have to pay for these rescues?


4 posted on 10/27/2009 9:39:40 AM PDT by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

“The water they had found to quench their thirst “tasted salty.”

It was also an odd shade of yellow.


6 posted on 10/27/2009 9:40:39 AM PDT by TheVitaminPress
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Charge them money for the “rescue”! Simple solution.


7 posted on 10/27/2009 9:42:11 AM PDT by Londo Molari
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Charge them at least $50,000 for each ‘emergency’ that wasn’t. No bargaining, no reductions.


8 posted on 10/27/2009 9:44:19 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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While the waste of money, and risk to emergency services personnel is a serious issue; the biggest problem is the “boy who cried wolf” effect. Someday, someone who really needs help, isn’t going to get it, because of all the false alarms.


9 posted on 10/27/2009 9:45:23 AM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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> Recently, a couple from New Bruswick, British Columbia activated their beacon when they climbed a steep trail and could not get back down.

New Brunswick is a Province on Canada’s east coast. British Columbia is a Province on Canada’s west coast. This couple was therefore about as lost as they could possibly be...


10 posted on 10/27/2009 9:50:06 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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“In September, a hiker from Placer County was panning for gold in New York Canyon when he became dehydrated and used his rescue beacon to call for help.”

Um.......let’s see. He was panning for gold, which implies that there was water where he was.

Uh...need I say more?


12 posted on 10/27/2009 9:54:59 AM PDT by EggsAckley (There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply. W.C. Fields)
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Cub Scout... Boy Scout... Eagle Scout! American men are turning into pansies when we need to become warriors. The Muzzies are going to out breed us soon. We had better be prepared. ‘Nuff said.
13 posted on 10/27/2009 9:55:50 AM PDT by Mathews (Ambition, absent a moral compass, is naked destruction.)
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hungry pumas -—— either that or declare it open season on stupidity. I’ll by a license for that.

In many ways this isn’t new just that so many more idiots who can’t tie their own shoes are out side ‘in nature’.

Frankly I say at the first push of the button if it is not an emergency then you ought to be shot on the spot and fed to whatever wild life is around


14 posted on 10/27/2009 9:57:01 AM PDT by the long march
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So typical of liberals....talk like you're independent while demanding help.
16 posted on 10/27/2009 10:02:26 AM PDT by Niteranger68 (Barack Obama - The wrong man, at the wrong time, for the wrong country.)
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That's a good one.

I would mandate that the makers of the locator beacons include a "self-destruct" feature that can be activated by rescue personnel.

If they don't want the "self-destruct" feature they can equip the unit to deliver an incapacitating electric shock to the idiot user (also activated by rescue personnel).

The third and final option is to equip the unit to inject the user with a syringe full of testosterone.

18 posted on 10/27/2009 10:05:38 AM PDT by AreaMan
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19 posted on 10/27/2009 10:06:20 AM PDT by upchuck (New sign on my pickup: Are you a "Hope and Change" regretter?)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Charge a massive fee for every call. Those calls that end up being non-emergency, triple the fee.


24 posted on 10/27/2009 10:10:39 AM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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I say those devices should be banned. They are being used by people who put themselves at risk. An alternative would be to let the devices only be activated by rescuers during a search and rescue for a missing child or something.

Another solution would be to make any user of the devices liable for all expenses if there was not a genuine life-threatening emergency.


25 posted on 10/27/2009 10:12:43 AM PDT by Truth is a Weapon (Truth, it hurts soooo good!)
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Too salty? That would be the creek in Garnet Canyon. If they had prepared properly, they’d have known it, and carried enough water to make it to the river with a healthy reserve. Before this GPS beacon thingie came along, these morons would have died.

Wilderness is seldom more unforgiving than along the Royal Arch route. I’ve only hiked a small part of it and it was a real adventure. Didn’t see any other humans for days.


37 posted on 10/27/2009 11:27:31 AM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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