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To: TigerLikesRooster
That's a good one.

I would mandate that the makers of the locator beacons include a "self-destruct" feature that can be activated by rescue personnel.

If they don't want the "self-destruct" feature they can equip the unit to deliver an incapacitating electric shock to the idiot user (also activated by rescue personnel).

The third and final option is to equip the unit to inject the user with a syringe full of testosterone.

18 posted on 10/27/2009 10:05:38 AM PDT by AreaMan
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To: AreaMan
inject the user with a syringe full of testosterone.

I am afraid that they will sue you for the growth of extra body hair and hoarse voice.:-)

23 posted on 10/27/2009 10:10:18 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (LUV DIC -- L,U,V-shaped recession, Depression, Inflation, Collapse)
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To: AreaMan
I would mandate that the makers of the locator beacons include a "self-destruct" feature that can be activated by rescue personnel.

Make them single-use only. Push the button just one time, and the whole unit needs to be replaced, not repaired.

28 posted on 10/27/2009 10:23:52 AM PDT by nina0113
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